World/THE $600 JIHAD
What a Total Fucking Idiot
Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud spent months messaging about mass murder, picked a Hmong arts festival for his big day, and paid $600 cash for an AK-47 the FBI had already neutered.
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Politics/THE LATEST
Saudis Flush Accountability Down Toilet
The New York Court of Appeals heard arguments on 7 Oct 2026 in the long-running lawsuit by families of 9/11 victims against Saudi Arabia.
Politics/Health concerns fuel bail request
Maduro’s Wife Seeks House Arrest Citing Heart Problems
Cilia Flores asks a New York judge to replace jail time with 24‑hour‑guarded house arrest, citing serious cardiac issues and injuries from the January raid.
Politics/PATRIOTIC GRAFT
Trump Admin Allegedly Stole $20 Million From Fallen Cops Fund to Air 'Final Battle' Campaign Ad on Your Dime
Six weeks before the midterms, the White House allegedly filched $20 million from a fund for dead border officers and spent it all on TV ads of Trump walking down a hall promising a 'final battle.'
Politics/MOST-FAVORED-NOBODY
Kennedy's Most-Favored Nation Drug-Pricing Crusade Shrank From $11.9 Billion to $440 Million
The GLOBE Model was supposed to benchmark American drug prices against the rest of the world. The final rule signed by Robert F. Kennedy covers a limited number of Medicare Part B drugs, excludes several categories, and saves $440 million over seven years.
Politics/Royal scandal
UK High Court Quashes Search Warrants on Prince Andrew’s Properties After Police Admit Legal Error
Thames Valley Police acknowledge the warrants were unlawfully issued, but say the investigation into the former royal continues.
World/Cognitively Competent
ICC Clears Duterte for Trial, Deems Him Mentally Fit
The ICC found Rodrigo Duterte mentally fit to stand trial on charges of crimes against humanity.
Politics/Disaster Dickhead
Trump Uses Disaster Relief Announcements as Campaign Platforms, Critics Cry ‘Political Hijacking’
The president pairs federal disaster funding news with endorsements, jokes about withholding aid, and leaves state officials out of the loop.
World/Snoring Through Security
Bibi's Big Snore: How Netanyahu Slept Through a Massacre and Woke Up Pointing Fingers
Three years later, survivors beg for answers while their Prime Minister blames everyone for not waking him from his fucking nap.
Politics/Public Service Grift
Nation Demands Trump Stop Using Taxpayer Cash as Lube for His Ego-Stroking Ads
Poll shows 86% of nation, including 80% of Republicans, agree: using public funds for Trump's 'golden age' campaign spots is a grifter's move.
Politics/FANTASY CAMP FOR SUCKERS
TRUMP’S TAXPAYER‑FUNDED FANTASY CAMP: QUESTIONABLE ADS AND $5K PROMISES
The president’s latest grift leans on taxpayer money for ads that experts say may breach federal law, plus a $5,000 payout promise that looks impossible.
Sports/The Quiet Racket
Arteta's £20m-a-Year Tantrum Vetoes Arsenal's Future
The Premier League's highest-paid manager pockets £20m+ a year until 2030, then shuts down stadium expansion because the noise might distract his brilliant fucking mind.
Politics/Daylight Shitstorm
GOP Declares War on Time, Immediately Loses for the Fourth Fucking Time
Congressional time travelers insist their quest to stop the clock is a brilliant plan, not at all a repeat of failures they keep up.
Business/Cartel of Clowns
Japan's Top Brewers Allegedly Formed a Price-Fix Pact, Get Raided Like Common Thirsty Fuckwits
Competition cops storm breweries after alleged beer barons got thirsty for even more money.
Sports/Pathetic Palace Coup
UEFA’s Coup Conference Is a Sad, Pre-Lost Dick-Measuring Contest
European soccer chiefs huddle in Berlin to plot a coup that's already failed, having handed the dictator the army.
Politics/Whine Cellar
Paxton's Leaked Pity Party: Trump's War and Gas Prices Are 'Uncontrollable' for GOP
Leaked audio shows Texas AG Ken Paxton telling donors that the war and fuel costs are hurting Republicans, while his campaign dismisses the remarks as a “non‑story.”
Politics/FBI 'Off-Ramp' Rejection
FBI Agents Begged DOJ for 'Off-Ramp' From Mar-a-Lago Raid, Emails Show 'No Probable Cause'
Internal emails show FBI field office agents pleading for a legal 'off-ramp' while DOJ lawyers barreled toward a search warrant.
World/Grenade Time‑Out
France Suspends Stun Grenades After Teen’s Hand Severed in Protest
Interior Minister pauses grenade use following a 15‑year‑old’s hand injury amid student demonstrations.
Politics/Patriotic Pilfering
Trump Treats $12 Million in Taxpayer‑Funded Ads as a ‘Maybe’ Refund
The President’s DHS ads are a $12 million ‘We’ll decide’ away from being his problem.
World/Protected Witness Protection Racket
Portuguese Bureaucrats Need 83 Days to Figure Out How to Send a 'Fuck You' Letter
The commission that decides who gets to live safely took all summer to decide whistleblower Rui Pinto wasn't worth protecting, then waited almost three fucking months to tell him he's on his own ten days before the axe fell.
Sports/Theatre of the Absurd
Senegal’s AFCON Title Appeal Is a Monument to Petty, Late-Arriving Bullshit
CAS will try to untangle the shitshow where Senegal won the AFCON final, then left the pitch for 14 minutes, and were later told they actually lost.
Politics/Perjury Adjacent
Jack Smith’s “Never Met” Claim Crumbles as His Team Huddles with John Brennan
Declassified White House records show two assistant special counsels met former CIA director John Brennan in November 2023, contradicting Smith’s sworn statement to the Senate Judiciary Committee.
Politics/Guest Rapist Checks In
Sean Peers Pleads Guilty, Completes the Shithead RSVP List for Stockport Rape Dungeon
The 38-year-old prick admits to assaulting a drugged woman after her husband - a confessed 60-time abuser - allegedly invited 13 other men to their home for a gang assault.
Sports/Endless Fucking Mewling
David Warner’s Sandpaper Scandal Is Now a Six‑Year‑Old Whinge‑Fest With No New Information
As the Australian cricket team finally returns to South Africa, the only development in the ball‑tampering saga is that its chief instigator is still posting vague, victim‑flavoured bullshit on social media instead of telling the truth.
Politics/Crisis Cosplay
Netanyahu Runs on Record of Catastrophe, Blames Everyone But Mirror
The only thing more durable than Hamas is Bibi's ability to blame everyone else for its existence.
Politics/FAMILY VALUES FIRE SALE
The GOP Said Max Miller Was A Danger. Then They Saw The Polls And Became His Cocksuckers.
His ex-wife says he threw boiling water at her and held a gun to her head. His own father-in-law, a Republican senator, called him a danger to his daughter. The party's response: a $5 million ad buy and a 'really good' chat with the Speaker.
Politics/CRYBABY BALLOT
Republicans Shit Their Diapers Over Imaginary Supreme Court Vacancies
GOP Senators, still drooling from last court-packing orgy, now scream that Democrats might do the thing they just did, but slower.
Politics/DOCKET FUCKERY
Judge Torches Trump Admin’s Plan to Fine Migrants Millions: ‘Illegal Shakedown’
A federal judge tells the Trump administration to shove its $84 billion shakedown where the sun don't shine.
World/When Tragedy Becomes a Talking Point
French PM Lecornu Dismisses Teen Injuries as Mere "Accidents" Amid Student Protests
Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu defended police actions after a teen lost a hand and another was blinded, insisting that “accidents happen” despite mounting criticism.
Sports/Mutual Admiration Shitstorm
Jude Bellingham Crowns Harry Kane England's GOAT After a Win Over Some Blokes
Midfielder declares captain best ever following a Nations League match against Czechia, as Kane himself gets hard over his own cap count and eyes Ronaldo's record from a galaxy far, far away.