Still true, still filthy. Page 19 of the back catalog, newest first.
The supposed challenger to FIFA's grifter-in-chief has decided his legacy will be dying quietly in his current job, proving the only thing more pathetic than Infantino's leadership is the absolute cowardice of everyone who could stop him.
European football's governing body has issued a delusional wishlist for a candidate to challenge FIFA's Gianni Infantino: a 'deeply rooted' leader who must do no actual leading.
President announces election‑season cease‑fire on a war he launched, citing unverified oil figures.
After promising to use donor cash, the ex-president stuck taxpayers with a bill for government-funded ads featuring his face right before the midterms. It's not campaigning, it's a federal grift.
The Maine Senate president took credit for securing a cell tower for 'hardworking families' in his rural town. The hardest-working family is his own: the tower sits on land owned by his second cousins, who are his longtime partner's parents, and his son has spent years lobbying the legislature his dad controlled.
The retired wide receiver's Instagram detective work lands him in legal trouble after accusing grieving teens of evidence tampering.
Rebel group says they targeted Saudi military supplies at Aden, while Saudi Arabia says it intercepted and destroyed a missile heading toward its capital.
In a landmark 3-2 ruling, Australia's top court found that the NSW planning commission fucked up by ignoring the climate impact of coal burned overseas, potentially derailing future mine expansions.
The Television Academy has signed a six-year deal to put the Emmy Awards exclusively on Prime Video starting in 2027, ending a 70-year broadcast tradition so it can die quietly in a data center.
Oscar winner for On the Waterfront, North by Northwest star, and professional time‑waster dies at 102 after a career highlight of simply not being dead for a preposterous fucking century.
Matt Campbell’s promise of a bigger, tougher defense was trampled as Northwestern amassed 413 total yards, while Penn State’s $534 million debt fuels ticket‑price hikes.
Under Secretary of War for Research and Engineering Emil Michael says foreign adversaries are using propaganda to stoke anti‑AI and anti‑data‑center sentiment across the United States.
Governor Ron DeSantis's anti‑fraud drive uncovered providers billing for more than 24 hours a day, slashing projected autism therapy costs by almost a billion dollars.
A Republican-led clusterfuck of maps and lawsuits saw districts flip three times in a week, the state and US Supreme Courts slap down GOP efforts four times in a month, and a secretary of state who tried to block the people's vote. It's a masterclass in anti-democratic fuckery.
LA mayoral hopeful Nithya Raman repeated a TikTok host’s “fascist liars” chant, pointed to a video edit as the cause of police‑union outrage, and was photographed raising a drink while ICE raids raged.
Facing a housing bill revolt from his own coalition and nationwide protests over an 87-year-old's eviction, Spain's prime minister has opted for a political piss-break: a snap election in November.
Congressman gets an earful from ex-workers about fatal accidents, union-busting bribes, and heat so bad it makes hell look like a sensible workplace.
Five former Barclays traders see their fraud convictions tossed by judges, sparking a fresh debate on whether the legal system can actually hold the architects of the 2008 crisis to account.
Infrastructure projects and tourist hordes are turning the region into a sonic shithole, forcing the state bird of Uttarakhand and national bird of Nepal to squeak like a stepped-on chew toy.
The justices declined to hear Mark Cohen's free-speech appeal, leaving the former jurist suspended for 'partisan cheerleading' and stripped of his retirement funds.
Italy’s parliament backs a new voting law that could hand the ruling coalition 105 extra seats if it clears a 42% vote threshold, sparking accusations of a power‑grab.
The independent commission found City inflated revenue by £830m with fake deals. The rules say they could still win the Champions League and get a free pass back in next year, even if they’re relegated for their crimes.
The NAACP sues to stop Trump's DOJ from flooding polls with 'monitors' it says are just thugs in cheap suits.
Trump officials leaned on Canada, Lithuania and the EU to yank logos from the Vilnius disinformation conference after one session dared frame America as a FIMI threat, leaving stickers slapped over names like cheap covers on a leaking ego.
Secretary of State, confronted with report his ambassador allegedly swapped access for cash, tells reporters their facts are not holy scripture as his diplomatic partner looks on.
Former Bard president Leon Botstein quits every role at the college as lawmakers, citing a 2014 email that allegedly asks if a young model/vocalist was “for me, or are you keeping her for yourself,” demand a criminal probe into his Epstein ties.
For seven months, Haverford College's Guangtian Ha allegedly ran four anonymous X accounts, America1st33509, America1stLM, lm_GoyimDL and DlGoyim, to terrorize a coworker: the man's home address, a photo of his mailbox, the name of his seven-month-old baby, and classics like 'Fuck anti-Zionism. HH.' Every account was built on the Verizon IP address at Ha's own house. Prosecutors say his "hateful obsession" means he should stay locked up until trial.
The Department of Homeland Security has issued a proposed rule that would charge foreign students on F‑1 visas a $70,000 fee for an initial Optional Practical Training (OPT) authorization and $30,000 for any extension.
Head coach urges squad to focus and stay upbeat after Premier League finds club used sham contracts worth over £830 million.
After cackling on First Take that Lane Johnson's mental health retirement was really about the Eagles sucking, the loudest man on TV spent a day insisting everyone just misunderstood his 'facetious' genius. His own former paper called him an embarrassment.
