The universe does not give a shit about your feelings.
UN’s Emissions Gap Report warns the world is on track to overshoot the 1.5 °C limit, with the United States’ post‑Trump emissions surge driving the worst outlook.
IPCC meeting in Addis Ababa ends without a date for AR7 after Saudi Arabia, Russia, India and others push for a delay, citing concerns over developed‑country bias.
Satellite gravity data reveals where human activities like irrigation and reservoirs are shaping terrestrial water trends across continents.
JAXA’s new mission to Mars’ moons will spend five years and $578 million trying to land on a lump of rock, because their last attempt to get to Mars fucking failed.
A GAO audit shows the world’s largest biomedical funder relies on self‑reported disclosures to police foreign interference, while lacking a program‑specific fraud risk assessment.
A groundbreaking study reveals that houses right next to flammable shit are more likely to burn, while climate change ensures the whole 'safe distance' concept is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
A government release of 'stratospheric' deforestation data lands suspiciously ahead of a presidential runoff, giving the incumbent a green halo after his predecessor's four-year environmental disaster.
The agency's M-STAR program slings a measly million bucks each to 12 universities to tackle shit like 'rover-carried deployables' and 'regolith properties,' proving NASA's grand Artemis vision is now a fucking grant-writing workshop.
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The FDA warned CEO Robert W. Rubin that the lab’s quality assurance unit failed to ensure final study reports reflected raw data, omitting nose bleeds, IV mishaps and abnormal stool observations.
The slow‑motion army of armored tanks now outnumbers its human neighbours in a staggering, shell‑backed landslide.
Infrastructure projects and tourist hordes are turning the region into a sonic shithole, forcing the state bird of Uttarakhand and national bird of Nepal to squeak like a stepped-on chew toy.
From lizard spit to Big Pharma's cash spit: How a $200 billion industry is getting America to inject, barf, and go broke.
Lake Mead’s historic 1970 intake can no longer draw water because lake levels have fallen, and officials describe the situation as “crisis‑adjacent” amid record low reservoir capacities.
Christina Koch, who spent 338 days in space and flew around the moon, will now work a parking lot booth outside an Eagles game as part of NASA's 'Inspiration Tour.'
Prognosticators say the orbiting trash can of international cooperation is a top contender for the Nobel, a move that basically admits the planet below is a lost cause.
The agency wants 'expert integrators' to manage the high‑stakes, high‑stress task of not fucking up trips to the Moon and Mars, applications close before you remember you have a soul.
The space agency finally got its patched-up Dragon capsule off the ground, after three weeks of fixing a pissing fuel line, so it could send up a historic commander and a guy about to miss his kid's birth.
Arizona's Katalyst Space Technologies promised to save a falling NASA telescope in nine months. Instead, their LINK satellite spun out of control, ran out of fuel, waved its robot arms at empty space, and then burned up.
A Springer Nature journal just yanked a 2024 paper on omega-3 copper nanocatalysts after readers spotted the dumbest fucking fraud imaginable: the background noise in a key spectrum was repeating itself. The authors, including one prick who 'disagrees,' couldn't provide the raw data to back up their green chemistry savior complex.
Spooks say over 100 UK researchers unintentionally boosted China’s spy tech through a covert funding channel.
SpaceX got Starship into orbit, delivered 26 new Starlink satellites, then ended the flight early and the vehicle tipped over and ignited over the Pacific.
Starliner's Type A disaster stranded two astronauts for nine months after ground corrosion fucked the thrusters, so NASA is handing Boeing extra cash for an uncrewed December test and a 2028 crewed flight while SpaceX laughs and lets the clowns keep some business.
Thailand’s capital, submerged in waist-high water, needed an official stamp after a weak low-pressure cell stopped moving and pissed rain for 48 hours - while hurricanes Nolo and Polo do their own violent shit elsewhere.
