The Court of Federal Claims just ordered the VA to redo its $98.5 million sterile-procedure-pack solicitation. The agency shopped by lowest price technically acceptable, wrote into its own acquisition plan that late packs could delay or cancel surgeries, and then told the court a faster delivery plan was worth "no value" to it. Senior Judge Loren A. Smith was not buying it.
After a 2024 meeting, a 2025 recall, and a warning letter last January, the FDA tested Signature Formulations' drugs again. Every sample was contaminated. CEO Maria Esparza's solution was a verbal promise to stop. The agency calls it a systemic failure.
The grocery-delivery cunts required U.S. workers to physically mail applications for positions they’d already promised to visa holders - a $5 million papercut from a company that sells convenience.
The FDA says Rohto’s Vietnam factory faked every single sterility check for U.S.-bound eye drops - submitting unexposed plates, inventing cleaning logs, and lying about zero germs while real tests grew colonies - before the agency also busted seven of its Instagram-hyped products as unapproved drugs.
The FAA issued an airworthiness directive for 115 U.S.-registered A330 and A340 aircraft after reports that closed‑fuel low‑pressure shut‑off valves can leak, a condition that could sustain a fire.
The FDA's warning letter to Olympus is a six-factory tour of a medical device company that treats patient deaths, lung combustion, and 1,900 complaints as administrative suggestions. Their documented excuse for shipping failed parts was 'Believed fixture incorrect.'
The FAA has ordered airlines to tie down the ceiling-mounted video monitors on every 737 from the -600 to the -900ER after they started popping out of their rails during landings. Panasonic’s only concern was making sure everyone knows its shit didn’t fall.
A massive service outage left users unable to pay for shit, see their cash, or even log in, while the company assured everyone their money was ‘safe’ inside its fucked-up, inaccessible cloud.
Bank blames 'challenging economy' and 'technology' for cutting 6% of its human staff, promises the remaining serfs will get to do even more work for free.
The Bank of England is reportedly checking if the banking giant made its risky private credit loans look like less of a shitstorm by shoving them into the wrong fucking drawer.
Two massive lawsuits alleging Uber lied its dickhead face off to get its license are thrown out on a technicality, leaving 13,000 drivers and a couple of dead firms holding their own dicks.
The GAO just told the Department of Homeland Security to tear up a $3 billion cell phone contract it gave to WidePoint, after the company submitted a carrier commitment from a fucking pager company that hedged its bets, and then wrote its own escape hatch from all the mandatory service levels. The government's watchdog called bullshit.
The FTC sued to stop PlayPower, a Platinum Equity-owned playground conglomerate, from swallowing its last rival. The goal, per the feds: kill competition so schools and parks can pay yacht-money for a fucking slide.
7,700 bungled filings, 1.2 million mangled transactions, and at least nine distinct ways to be a complete fucking moron. Jefferies admitted it couldn't tell the SEC what money it used, who its customers were, or how to fill in a basic form for half a decade.
Latch shipped hardware to channel partners ahead of real demand, hid the pay us whenever side deals from its accountants, and booked $5.7 million in revenue while collecting only $300 000 in cash. The SEC responded with a fine so gentle you can pay it in four parts.
The settlement reimburses the state's legal bills and gives customers a promise of a polite heads-up before Fidelity decides to lock their shit up again.
The Interior Department measured attendance by counting how many people were assigned to a building, not how many showed up. Homeland Security skipped nearly 700 locations. And GSA left 20 million square feet of empty space out of the report it handed Congress.
Brett Blackman ran HealthSplash like a brace factory on the taxpayer's dime: a foreign call center pushed elderly beneficiaries into agreeing to multiple braces, bribed telemedicine doctors signed the orders without ever speaking to the patient they were supposedly treating, and suppliers split more than $450 million of Medicare cash. He got 19 years. The braces were the only thing propping up his whole rotten empire.
Ronald and Gordon Chrichlow stole $2.6 million in fraudulent trust refunds. When the IRS came knocking, the geniuses mailed forms declaring they weren't U.S. residents and their income was exempt 'pursuant to a tax treaty.' They have now pleaded guilty, proving the only treaty that matters is the one between their asses and a prison bunk.
