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- The GSA Left Everyone's Social Security Numbers, Gun Locker Locations, and Building Collapse Secrets in the Agency-Wide Break Room
For over a decade, federal building security plans and citizens' private data were shared with every GSA employee because the clowns in charge didn't finish setting up their 'detection' tool.
- US Ambassador to Canada is a Fucking Pissbaby Who Thinks He Can Blame Canada for GOP's Shitty Midterms
Pete Hoekstra reportedly told business leaders Canada could be the fall guy if Trump's party shits the bed in November. Canadian officials are fucking baffled, and the embassy is scrambling to claim he was taken 'out of context.'
- Trump's $47.1 Billion Dick-Swinging Contest Just Bought Another $3.5 Billion in Ammo He Already Fired
The Pentagon's latest confession to Congress shows the cost of the president's unauthorized ego-stroke in Iran ballooning by billions, with nearly $30 billion just to replace the expensive toys he already threw away.
- Yvette Cooper Decides Not to Abolish the NHS's Patient Feedback Department After Realizing That's What It Does
The Health Secretary's genius plan to scrap the independent patient watchdog, because who needs to hear complaints about no dentists and endless ADHD waits, collapses under the weight of everyone else in Parliament pointing and laughing.
- Healey's Budget: A Hundred Quid, a Lost 190 Mil, and a Decade of Fuck-All
Chancellor John Healey’s 2026 fiscal plan is a three-part symphony of failure: a pittance for plebs, a bank tax that banks will dodge, and a future so bleak the official forecasters are weeping into their spreadsheets.