Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
In the Oval Office, the former president warned that continued aid to Ukraine yields only grief and loss, and pressed the Ukrainian leader to negotiate with Russia.
DTE Energy wants to ram two new gas plants up your ass to juice the servers of Google and Oracle, sticking every struggling ratepayer with the bill.
Michael Bloomberg drops $80 million like a rich man's bar tab while Trump's $400 million 'pledge' is mostly the sound of his own farts.
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Wall Street Journal reports Elon Musk ordered a speed cap on the military‑grade Starlink service Ukraine relies on for battlefield communications.
Alleged attacker remanded without bail after driving into independent MP Helen Haines, as police chiefs piss and moan about online vibes instead of the fucker behind the wheel.
Federal judge denies last-minute emergency motion, noting plaintiffs knew the rules for months and then sued like a bunch of distracted fuckwits.
The 84-year-old ex-mayor, whose last eight-figure splurge couldn’t stop a red wave, is back for another round of lighting money on fire to buy a few extra House seats, because apparently the definition of insanity is writing checks.
After a weekend of broken windows in the fashion capital, Italy's government unveils a crackdown so hysterical it makes a toddler's time-out look like the Geneva Convention, featuring soldiers, bankrupt families, and prison for masked teens.
Republican lawmakers denounce President Donald Trump’s recent waiver of Russian sanctions and the diesel import agreement, calling the moves “disgraceful” and warning they could withhold support for his agenda.
After being accused of bias, the company told a Brazilian court its solution is to maybe look at its own automatic ad blocks within 120 minutes, blaming 'technical limitations' for its own bullshit.
Trump says he'll have spent $400 million supporting Republican candidates, blames French riots on migrants without evidence, and rolls out a $30,000 fraud‑tip bounty.
Covid inquiry report says government failures turned care homes into a deadly fire‑trap, exposing PPE shortages, rushed hospital discharges and empty promises.
After 39 states admitted the courts are 'hopelessly confused,' America's derivatives cops filed an emergency rule to clarify that your shitty parlay is not a sophisticated financial instrument.
Even the president’s own fans are calling bullshit on his latest attempt to buy votes with a trillion‑dollar fantasy, as his record of empty pledges piles up like a landfill of broken dreams.
The far‑right senator’s attempt to label his rival as corrupt turned into a nationwide joke, with Brazilians writing their own palm messages and mocking the stunt.
Five officers resign, one suspended after a group chat of racist messages is uncovered during an investigation into misuse of the department’s Flock camera system.
Grand jury targets Larry Krasner's office for obstruction after a federal judge found he tried to gag his own prosecutors and then lied about it.
The new WHIP initiative promises cash rewards for tips that lead to fraud convictions, but critics say it’s a cheap stunt from an administration that loves to brag about fighting fraud.
Undercover footage exposes aide admitting Farage's 'reward for Brexit' story was a fucking lie, as the 'security' cover story collapses like a cheap suit.
Miatta Fahnbulleh’s constituency site said her colleague’s plan to make people wait decades to belong would ‘prolong cohesion.’ Her office’s fix was to delete the truth.
At a Kansas rally, the former president weaponized France’s fuel‑price riots as a warning‑sign for America, dubbing the unrest a migrant‑driven apocalypse.
President Donald Trump signs an executive order creating a new NIH division and a White House task force on women's health, with first lady Melania Trump front‑and‑center.
Justices to ponder whether 1868 law banning home stills is a 'crucial' tax measure or just the federal government being a colossal buzzkill.
