Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
An FBI sting caught an 18-year-old who downgraded his terror ambitions from Somalia to a Hmong arts festival because he was too broke for plane tickets.
The Senate hopeful blew six figures on private jets and swanky rides last quarter, with a little BMW tune-up thrown in for his deputy's personal whip, all while his opponent flew coach.
Records confirm the 'Tommy' who asked a gotcha question about the Muslim Brotherhood at a Michigan town hall was Thomas Teepell, a former Josh Hawley aide who's now a political director for a loser.
The former president's latest social media brainfart claims renaming New Mexico will cure crooked elections and inflate home prices, proving his only policy is slapping stickers on problems.
The state's own system flagged 28,000 providers as high-risk for bogus billing. DHCS ignored 26,000 of them, leaving at least $12 billion in claims unchecked while leadership decided fraud wasn't a priority.
Republicans staged a floor vote on the Ratepayer Protection Act, a measure so devoid of enforcement that Democrats called it a 'sham' and a 'toothless messaging bill' designed solely to help a vulnerable Ohio senator's re-election.
Melania Trump hails new NIH division as a task force with no money and a boss who just axed women’s health programs takes the wheel.
A life‑sized gallium statue of Ron DeSantis was unveiled in Tallahassee and began melting, exposing a skull beneath as a protest against his climate‑policy stance.
With TPS expiring in days, Homeland Security publishes a 'we'll get back to you' update, offering protection so vague it could be a deleted tweet and work permits as certain as a crypto investment.
In a landmark act of bureaucratic blue-balling, Homeland Security told Ukrainians and Sudanese they can stay, but refused to say for how long, under what rules, or if they can still work, because making a real decision is for grown-ups.
Andrea Reeb held a state legislator's office while serving as special prosecutor against Alec Baldwin. The court says that's illegal. It also says she's immune from any fucking consequences.
Senate Democratic leader asks regulators to reject a Club for Growth petition that would legalize AI‑generated political robocalls, warning it could enable last‑minute voice‑cloning fraud.
U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes, smelling the stench of a rushed holiday-weekend tree massacre, said there's 'no universe' where it wasn't linked to Trump's redevelopment plans.
The Justice Department says 28 legal permanent residents in California face federal charges for allegedly registering to vote and casting illegal ballots.
The state was handed the names on October 13 and declined to set aside a single ballot. Then the feds showed up anyway, with 11 arrests and a press release that has a typo in the very first defendant.
The Speaker of the House, a man whose political analysis is a violent fart in a chapel, looked at half a million Europeans protesting rent and saw a Democratic socialist immigrant horde, proving he understands fuck-all.
The far-right 'activist' is on trial for allegedly doxxing journalists and threatening to visit them after a MailOnline headline called him a sunbed-bound race-riot stoker. His legal argument? The newspaper made him do it by publishing a photo.
Greens Senator Jordon Steele-John, facing allegations spanning eight years and a 47-page party dossier, claims it's all a 'nasty political game' to protect women, while his leader says he should be on leave and an independent probe begins.
Province holds pointless, divisive vote that its own leader doesn't even want, after court said the whole idea was illegal bullshit to begin with.
Anthony Constantino, CEO of Sticker Mule, is trying to buy a seat in Congress, armed with a terrible rap album and a boner for Donald Trump. Polls suggest voters might not be buying it.
The Energy Department is decontaminating 890 square miles of Idaho to residential standards for families who will never move in, at a cleanup bill that runs to $840 billion through the year 2100. Its response to being asked what the fantasy costs: doing the damn math would be too much of a burden.
California’s lawsuit invokes medieval legal doctrine to stop ICE civil arrests in courthouses, citing the newly‑named “Operation Safe California” enforcement surge.
In an X post, the former president torched Tom Homan's suggestion that Ilhan Omar could be stripped of citizenship, calling it a naked political attack using the full force of the federal government as a cudgel.
Ex-Rudd AG Robert McClelland is the new National Anti-Corruption Commissioner, a 'merit-based' appointment that ensures the fox who retired from the henhouse is back to investigate fox crimes.
