The future, currently full of shit.
Concentric AI CTO Madhu Shashanka says the tech is 'jagged,' citing Waymo's genius-level driving and toddler-level parking. Ford just brought back 350 engineers to babysit their automation.
National Bureau of Statistics touts export-driven GDP beat while domestic investment and property markets shit the bed.
Homeland Security orders purge of popular, cheap Chinese AI models from civilian agencies, citing unspecified security fears and ongoing tech rivalry.
After losing a court fight to stop the fire sale of your DNA, the Golden State settles for a paltry $6 million from the bankrupt genetic grifters, who already promised $46.75 million to victims they created. The non-profit buying the wreckage is run by the company's own co-founder, because of course it is.
Mexico IP Phone CEO Hemant Kumar Bharti told the FCC a freelancer called Lance Lee was behind the company's forged numbering application. The FCC replied that Bharti personally sent the emails, signed the application under oath, and that Fiverr doesn't even accept crypto.
New Army Cyber Command documents detail a program to turn AI agents into self‑propagating cyber weapons, sparking alarm over unintended collateral damage.
Anthropic pledges a pathetic five percent of its shares to a feel-good fund while prepping a trillion-dollar IPO and openly admitting its tech could fucking end humanity.
Music publishers say tech vultures trained on Kylie Minogue and Nick Cave, then strong-armed Australia to be the one country that legalizes the theft. The proof is in the AI-puked lyrics.
Freedom of information requests expose that 16 NHS trusts have told the controversial US company to fuck off, with one calling its system 'retrograde' and others finding it offers fuck‑all over their old spreadsheets.
German cops seized a humanoid machine after it allegedly copped a feel on a teenager, a crime so cowardly it required two remote-control dickheads and a livestream to accomplish.
A Dublin shindig for tech ghouls and EU bureaucrats served up a sad platter of self‑congratulation and empty buzzwords, while the continent's actual AI investment is a rounding error compared to the U.S. and China.
While Silicon Valley's finest dream of Mars colonies, the state's actual infrastructure proves about as resilient as a wet paper bag in a hurricane, with power shutoffs and flaming hillsides serving as the new normal.
Beijing's bureaucrats, in a move of staggering originality, have drafted a list of 40 technologies they don't want to share anymore, citing 'national security' as they finally figure out how to play the West's own petty, protectionist game.
The government proposes letting users turn off algorithms, a feel-good fantasy that will either be ignored or break the internet, proving our leaders are incompetent dickheads.
Florida’s AG just dropped a lawsuit accusing Discord of treating child safety like a fucking suggestion while building a subscription cash machine for the kids it was failing. The state wants up to $150,000 per violation.
The Pentagon's AI ethics council ghosted its own meetings for nine months because it was 'too busy,' has no charter, and is staffed at 3 out of 10 positions. The work is predictably fucked.
Platforms’ AI filters are scrubbing pregnancy mentions, hiding cancer diagrams and flagging endometriosis as political, sparking a wave of self‑censorship among women’s health creators.
Streaming giant sacks a thousand employees, mostly from tech and legal, because competing for screen time is apparently harder than just making good shows.
A man who thinks a secure server is a butler with a secret is now in charge of stopping the robot apocalypse. The only thing they'll be securing is their own pensions.
The agency seeks public input on a proposal that could raise annual launches from 25 to 456 and landings from 50 to 912 at Boca Chica, with comments due Nov. 30, 2026.
An OpenAI engineer's bot-assisted bugging blunder.
The AI safety nerds at Anthropic say your smart fridge and TV could be shitting out self-copying code by 2026, because why the fuck not.
A real estate shill and a single corporate campus are the entire basis for a new Silicon Valley, according to a 'luxury expert' and a press release.
A Phoenix Sky Harbor traveler tried to hide fentanyl, methamphetamine and ketamine inside a tampered Apple Mac mini, but TSA officers spotted the odd X‑ray image and seized the contraband.
