THE BIG READA new lawsuit accuses the agency of failing for over 20 years to set Clean Water Act standards for atrazine, a hormone-disrupting pesticide now in a quarter of U.S. rivers.
The Skydance chieftain finally consummated his Paramount-Warner Bros Discovery megamerger, promising $80 billion in debt magic while a management memo terrifies 53,000 employees and a Trump ally gets the CBS News watchdog job.
The Student List, a leaderless mob of pissed-off kids and one professor, has somehow become the only thing standing between strongman Aleksandar Vučić and a full-blown democratic shit-fit.
The People’s Party (PP) circulated a deepfake of the PM’s wife ‘admitting’ to crimes, then hid behind a microscopic ‘AI’ label and cried ‘satire’ when called out.
The Secretary of State, in a move of staggering diplomatic genius, used social media to suggest Cubans seeking freedom should just whisper to the CIA, while his boss floated sending him in to 'finish the job' like a mob cleaner.
Defence Secretary Wes Streeting announces 'talks' to avoid court loss over compensation scheme that fucked gay servicemembers who 'resigned' under threat.
After years of letting U.S. cash build the weapons meant to kill us, some pencil-pusher proposed a 'rule' that might mildly inconvenience the grift.
Reform UK is reportedly bracing for the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards to rule that Nigel Farage should have declared a £5 million 'gift' from a crypto billionaire, a finding the party of self‑proclaimed rule‑breakers is already planning to appeal.
Duchess says Met told her of 'disturbing allegations' in 2018; half-brother claims he found stash in Philippines, dad calls it 'sick lies', cops now investigate themselves for passing a letter, and sister says brother lied for cash.
In a rambling, weepy address, the Manchester United boss pledged undying loyalty to 'values' while confirming his star player's spot is as safe as a fart in a colander.
AP review finds hundreds of Muslim men shot in the legs by cops claiming bovine self-defense, while top cop waits for a 'proper complaint' about the bullet-riddled pattern.
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After tech stocks fell, investors sprinted for the 'safe haven' of government bonds, which are currently as stable as a Jenga tower in a hurricane.
Tech investors' multi-billion dollar hard-on for artificial intelligence flops, sending semiconductor stocks into a 6.7% freefall, while oil prices get a geopolitical stiffy. Meanwhile, British shoppers, faced with unseasonable warmth and empty wallets, told retailers to get fucked.
A pre-election checkpoint shootout produces two dead Palestinians, five wounded Israelis, and a perfect excuse for Netanyahu to order a full West Bank lockdown, because nothing secures votes like a fresh crisis.
While Tehran threatens Hormuz comms cables and a 'miscalculation' warning, Trump praises Putin for sitting this one out. China calls strikes 'blatant,' and Dems just want to see the fucking receipt.
Pezeshkian declares U.S. must lift sanctions and stop being meanies before he’ll talk, while his security goon threatens to hoard every last gram of nuclear material.
Feds abruptly stop sharing evidence in two unsolved killings, telling Minnesota prosecutors the nation's capital is just too darn challenging.
Brussels summit to focus on financial contributions, with post-Brexit issues also on the agenda.
Pressed on a criminal investigation into his former campaign manager, the president offers a vague rumor and a promise to maybe, possibly, let the law happen.
Cesar Humberto Pina pleaded guilty to running a Ponzi scheme, laundering drug money, and bribing a city official, proving his real estate 'influencer' persona was just a front for being a complete fucking crook.
Venerable web code turns into a digital shitshow, taking government services and 70% of the internet down with it.
BBC investigation counts 43 hospital attacks, 55 medical workers killed, as paramilitary call the evidence 'propaganda'
AI hype bubble violently deflates as market realizes companies might need actual money to fund their vaporware fantasies, sending tech stocks into a tailspin while oil prices spike on rumors of more war.
Poll finds his own cultists finally noticing he's a grifting prick who promised cheap gas and delivered a fist up their financial ass.
The Defense Secretary signed a memo allowing the Department of Homeland Security to borrow the Active Denial System for a seven‑month trial at the southern border.
Rep. David Valadao backed a bill projected to cut $900 billion from Medicaid, yet claimed the program would stay intact for his constituents.
The Trump administration demands retraction of articles on Susie Wiles' job security, threatening unspecified 'legal remedies' and a review of their White House relationship, after Politico issued a minor correction and told them to fuck off.
President Nayib Bukele, fresh from cosplaying a war hero on Twitter, launched a 'military operation' to save four non-combatants his own dumbass government parked in a Haitian gang war zone.
Security service's epic, multi-decade investigation into Labour MP Aneurin Bevan culminates in a posthumous review calling the file 'remarkably tame', proving only that watching a man make speeches is fucking boring.
