The facts
The Guardian reports that a poll found 34% of Republicans and 66% of all American voters believe President Trump is using his position to enrich himself. A separate Fox News poll indicated government corruption was a top concern for voters, ahead of inflation and high prices. The article states Trump pledged voters would be better off, but billionaires are, not the general public. Grocery costs have risen, and gasoline prices are more than double the $2 a gallon Trump promised. Polling for The Guardian shows disenchantment among key voting groups, with the gap between Trump's prosperity and his base's financial situation appearing insulting. Trump's popularity rating reportedly sank to a record low of 36%. Despite Trump touring red states, polls suggest Democrats may take the House and potentially the Senate in the upcoming midterms. While Democrats are still unpopular, they are now more trusted on economic issues, and independents are reportedly turning away from Trump and his party.
Our take
Well, well, well. It turns out even the brainwashed MAGA dipshits can smell the bullshit when their own grocery bill starts reading like a fucking ransom note. After years of slobbing the knob of a man who literally shit in a gold toilet, a whopping third of Republicans have managed the complex thought that maybe, just maybe, President Fatfuck is using the White House as his personal ATM. No shit, Sherlock. The only 'infrastructure week' that ever happened was the one where he built a better vault for his own money.
The article whimpers that Trump's 'prosperity gap' is 'appearing insulting' to his base. Appearing? It’s a full-throated 'fuck you' screamed directly into their empty wallets. He promised two-dollar gas and delivered a prostate exam with a rusty pipe. He swore they'd be better off and then made sure every billionaire got a reach-around while the peasants got a bill for the lube.
And now the circus is fucking bankrupt. His popularity is down to 36%, which is roughly the same as the IQ of his average rally attendee. He's touring red states like a desperate carnival barker, but the rubes have finally noticed the bread he promised is just the moldy crust he flicked off his plate. They wanted a strongman; they got a weak, greedy cunt who can't even pretend to give a shit about them anymore.
Even the Fox News brain trust is worried about 'government corruption' over inflation, which is like worrying about the deck chairs on the Titanic while the hull is made of dog shit and the captain is actively drilling more holes. The Democrats are still a bunch of useless fucks, but they’re now somehow more trusted on the economy because the bar is so low it's in hell's basement. Trump didn't make America great; he made it a fucking joke where the punchline is your last paycheck.
Enjoy the midterms, you greedy orange bastard. The house always wins, but you pissed in the poker chips and now the whole table is leaving.
