They want your wallet. They’re not asking nicely.
Profits tumble 36% as the magazine empire’s ‘planned investment’ turns out to be paying a fortune to sack a handful of staff, then bragging it’s still technically profitable.
FINRA smacked the broker with an $800,000 fine after it failed to notice eight 'unemployed' Aussies with $200K incomes dump a stock that spiked 318% and collapsed the same day. The firm’s entire anti-money laundering program was a manual review of daily trades, a method regulators told them was broken eight years ago. This is their third fucking settlement.
The bargain-bin app signed a court order forcing it to prove, every single year, that it's not Chinese spyware, to keep Texans' data out of Beijing's hands, and to stop selling poison merch. It denies all wrongdoing, obviously, while agreeing to all the punishments.
Matthew Prince and Michelle Zatlyn cashed out a fortune, then cooked up a scheme to keep voting like they still owned the company. A Delaware judge just called their bullshit, citing their 'credibility problems' and blocking the deal.
America's second‑largest bank admitted it willfully broke the law, failed to report over $5 billion in suspicious activity, and ran a compliance program so useless its own “expert” was a clueless asshole. The record fine is just the cost of doing business when you treat crime‑fighting as an optional extra.
For months, the owners of Bicycle Nation have begged the utility giant to fix a stench so vile it makes mechanics puke and customers flee.
A GAO report reveals the IRS's multi-billion-dollar ghost preparer problem is managed by a system called GITS that cannot track trends, outcomes, or individual preparers, a database that only finds people with IDs the criminals don't have, and a total lack of strategy, metrics, or basic fucking information.
Chancellor John Healey, speaking from the exotic irrelevance of Bangkok, declared the £33 billion, home‑demolishing, motorway‑rerouting, climate‑fucking project 'a case for growth' while his boss, Prime Minister Andy Burnham, continues to play the world's most tedious game of political hide‑and‑seek.
Federal investigators say the software company kept PERM job openings off its public website and directed American applicants to an email address that could not receive external mail. Cloudera, which denies intent, will pay $600,000 in fines and fund $1.4 million in back wages.
Britain’s grid operator shelled out £47.9 million in a single day to turn off wind farms and fire up gas plants because the wires can’t move the power.
The Federal Trade Commission says REPS & Company spent $1.3 billion, hoarded 18.5 million tickets, and made $120 million in profit by running a massive bot army to fuck over fans.
The FTC says Digital Forensics Corp. and its CEO Dmitry Belkin defrauded sextortion victims of at least $60 million with false promises, then largely just blocked the attackers on social media and bought fake five‑star reviews from Uber drivers who never used the service.
Aidance Scientific's 'Terragen HG Formula' promised FAST RELIEF for herpes sores via a ‘Shop by Condition’ funnel. The FDA’s warning letter says the cream is an unapproved drug and a serious public health concern, and that labeling it ‘homeopathic’ doesn’t magically turn water into medicine.
The lobby group Airlines for America said it needed 'necessary additional time' to update systems so it could start honestly reporting delays. The Department of Transportation, claiming it was caught off guard, agreed.
Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy declares herself minded to intervene in Sky's purchase of ITV's media and entertainment division over free expression gripes and news diversity bollocks, spotlighting the 26 percent TV news share and 86 percent BBC combo stranglehold.
The retail giant's fulfillment arm was caught shipping unapproved herpes creams, and its best legal defense is 'lemongrass 2X' - which isn't even real homeopathy.
Katherine Curtis, N.P. ran a telehealth pill mill so brazen she didn't even show up to her own DEA hearing. The agency just revoked her license after she admitted everything by saying nothing.
The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission is terminating the license for ECOsponsible's Herkimer hydroelectric dam, which has not operated since 2006, because the company spent years ignoring repair orders, submitted five deficient plans, skipped its own dam inspection, and stopped answering letters. The founder died, his son filed paperwork he had no authority to file, and now the breakup is official.
Ephantus Mwangi, now starring in the DOJ's $490 million fraud surge, bought a fleet of six luxury rides instead of paying the IRS. His 51-month sentence is a masterclass in priorities for every other greedy piece of shit out there.
Cristian Popescu allegedly ran a $13 million Followone scam from his church, promising divine investment returns while his three-employee website was just fake screens, then paid himself and his wife millions while stalling with exorcism threats.
The venture firm, using the ex-president's son as a human logo, is lawyering up because ABC News corrected a botched report without enough ass-kissing.
A federal judge has torn up the former environment minister’s attempt to shield a culturally significant river headwater, ruling her order invalid and clearing the path for Regis Resources’ massive gold project.
When its own tests found too much mold and yeast, Silgan Dispensing Systems just averaged the results until they passed, shipped the contaminated shit anyway, and kept selling unapproved drugs online. The FDA's October 13th letter is a masterclass in corporate cowardice.
The FDA told Dreyer's CEO that its ice cream plant is a Listeria playground where workers treat gloves like a second skin and scoop peanuts from bins 'covered in brown residues'.
