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DHS Proposes $70K Fee To Let Foreign Students Breathe

The Department of Homeland Security has issued a proposed rule that would charge foreign students on F‑1 visas a $70,000 fee for an initial Optional Practical Training (OPT) authorization and $30,000 for any extension.

Nicole Rosich, Senior Director of Non-Governmental Organizations, U.S. Department of Homeland Security, sitting at a table with a name card in front of her, wearing a purple blazer and glasses, with a man in a suit to her left and flags in the background.
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The facts

The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) issued a proposed rule that would charge F‑1 visa holders a $70,000 fee for an initial Optional Practical Training (OPT) authorization and $30,000 for any subsequent extension. DHS said the fee targets “widespread fraud and abuse” identified by the Student and Exchange Visitor Program (SEVP). A DHS spokesperson said OPT “was never meant to be a back door into the American workforce, a subsidy for cheap labor.” Former acting ICE director Jonathan Fahey discussed the proposal’s impact on American workers. ICE has identified over 10,000 cases of alleged foreign‑student visa fraud in the OPT program. The rule would apply to the standard OPT process, which currently costs about $500 and allows eligible students to work part-time while enrolled and full-time after graduation, with a 24-month extension for STEM graduates. Doug Rand, director of the Talent Mobility Fund, wrote on LinkedIn that DHS “has no authority to slap a $70k fee on international students” and expects the rule to face legal challenges.

Our take

This is like finding out your ex just started charging you rent to hang out – it's a goddamn ridiculous move by the Department of Homeland Security. They're proposing a $70,000 fee for foreign students on F‑1 visas just to get an initial Optional Practical Training (OPT) authorization, and another $30,000 for any extension. That's right, folks, these students will have to pay almost as much as a kidney transplant to work part-time while they're still in school. It's like DHS is trying to sell oxygen to desperate college grads. Allegedly, this 'targets widespread fraud and abuse,' but let's be real, it's just another damn cash-grab to fleece vulnerable students. They claim OPT was never meant to be a back door into the American workforce, yet here we are, with them literally putting up a toll booth on that back door. And what's next? Charging students for breathing? The former acting ICE director Jonathan Fahey gets to chime in about how this affects American workers, because apparently, his expertise lies in squeezing money out of poor kids. Over 10,000 cases of alleged foreign-student visa fraud were identified, which sounds serious until you realize that's like pointing out one bad apple in a giant fruit salad and then deciding to burn down the whole orchard. This rule applies to the standard OPT process, which used to cost around $500 – now it'll be a small car payment. According to Doug Rand, director of the Talent Mobility Fund, DHS 'has no authority to slap a $70k fee on international students,' and honestly, who can blame him for calling BS? Expect a lawsuit, because this is some straight-up highway robbery. So, immigrants, if you're looking for a new place to study, might I suggest Mars? At least there, you won't have to pay an arm and a leg to breathe. Rip-off Alert indeed – it's time to rename DHS to 'Department of Hostile Money Snatchers.' This proposal needs to get laughed into oblivion, stat. The current system lets eligible students work part-time during studies and full-time post-graduation, even offering a 24-month extension for STEM grads – all for under a grand. Now they'll need to mortgage their future just to gain some experience. What kind of dystopian nightmare does this sound like?

Sources

01Fox News Latest: DHS proposes massive $70K fee for foreign students seeking work authorization02Wikimedia Commons: United States Department of Homeland Security on 2024-06-24 - 2.jpg
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