Still true, still filthy. Page 21 of the back catalog, newest first.
Midfielder declares captain best ever following a Nations League match against Czechia, as Kane himself gets hard over his own cap count and eyes Ronaldo's record from a galaxy far, far away.
Myanmar's butcher-in-chief Min Aung Hlaing pops over to Malaysia for a quick chat and some light business networking while his regime's human exports get shipped back home.
Flatpack giant tests online furniture resale pilot in Iberia before 2026, dangling a UK marketplace launch and 15% gift-card bonus to suck sellers back into its ecosystem.
GOP dinosaur tries to ditch her own fossil record.
Disney’s lawyers claim the FCC’s early renewal order is a politically‑motivated attempt to chill ABC’s coverage, citing changes to programming and interview placements.
Network's lawyer says Trump's FCC is a guillotine, DOJ says it's just a little paperwork. The court is like a DMV clerk who's gone on a smoke break.
The Democrats' cash hose spent years moving billions with a fraud check that only verified your fake number was long enough. Ten executives pled the Fifth, then they suddenly remembered how passports work.
The $110 billion deal that just dumped CNN and CBS News into the same corporate toilet bowl, Skydance, is done. The only thing bigger than the new company’s debt is the bullshit it’s selling about 'editorial independence.'
Rep. Rich McCormick has written a letter to the Trump administration, offering to help investigate the rampant H-1B fraud he says is happening right under his own fucking nose in his own district.
Police can seize your phone for 'substantial value', a phrase only slightly more defined than a politician's campaign promise.
With the case against David Hearn for damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool permanently dismissed, his legal team is now demanding the feds' internal watchdogs investigate why their colleagues' case was a leaky, politically pressurized bag of piss.
With women ignoring the headscarf rule, regime hardliners are outsourcing their oppression to clinics, banks, and your local café, because the goon squad wasn't humiliating enough.
Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu must juggle nationwide student protests while steering a €54 billion austerity plan.
Privacy watchdog chases down Chinese software ghost after it sells the entire country an $89 pair of creep goggles.
Tech bros with a boatload of DoD cash aim to solve a submarine crisis they helped create by throwing more billions at a problem that eats money and shits delays.
The Serbian's latest trophy arrives via opponent's leg explosion while Carlos Alcaraz actually plays a full match to defend his Tokyo crown, reminding everyone that winning requires more than just standing there.
French president makes the claim at a Madrid university while France reels from student riots and school fires.
Paul Farbrace, 59, has been appointed as Lancashire's new director of cricket, weeks after agreeing to take up the same role at Sussex. He will also oversee the women's team.
A former FBI analyst's lawsuit alleges the ex-president, enraged by a TikTok video, demanded investigations into protected speech, which the White House calls 'false' because 'the first amendment does not protect violent rioting.'
Leader caught in a lie so stupid it could be shot down by its own non-existent missile defence system.
President Trump says his MAGA Inc. super PAC will fund future TV ads praising him after backlash over taxpayer‑funded spots.
The same fucking clowns who spent two years shitting their pants about a rigged election are now warning of a rigged election, because of course they are.
Billionaire David Ellison's new Franken-firm Skydance Corp, stitched from Paramount and Warner Bros corpses, promises $6 billion in 'savings' after regulators blinked.
From lizard spit to Big Pharma's cash spit: How a $200 billion industry is getting America to inject, barf, and go broke.
The Yankees manager's big idea to start Ryan McMahon for his glove lasted exactly one ground ball. What followed was three errors in the first inning, a new franchise record for playoff incompetence, and a 2-0 series hole that smells like a fucking sewer.
Judge Llarena's bench, having previously decided the amnesty didn't cover embezzlement, now says it does, letting the fugitive separatist leader swan back from Belgium in time for the election after the Constitutional Court gave him a loophole through an ally's case.
After 18 years, a conservative legal lifer resigns, calling his own agency's work for Trump a lawless oil industry blowjob.
Rahul Gandhi and his pals got the full class trip experience: a police bus ride to the station and a stern talking-to.
Chris Murphy, who once pretended to give a shit about a journalist being chopped into pieces, now whispers sweet nothings about Iran and Palestine to the man who ordered the hit, proving that 'principles' are just something to wipe your ass with on the way to a photo op.
Eight civil servants suspected of using inside info on future train stations to buy property have been referred to the police after a think‑tank paper exposed a 60% higher likelihood of such purchases.
