Still true, still filthy. Page 22 of the back catalog, newest first.
North Richland Hills says digging up its Flock camera records takes more than 14 years of labor at $15 an hour. The same audit data exports with a few mouse clicks, and the city confirmed the invoice, then declined to answer questions.
Marie-Louise Eta saved Union Berlin's ass, got called a cunt online, and now has to politely explain she just wanted to coach football.
Inspiring human interest story about plucky underdogs triumphing over adversity, or a scathing indictment of a national sports system that’s a fucking disgrace?
The 'Supreme' Court justice whines that his job is getting too hard because everyone keeps filing 'emergency' shit.
Ofcom investigates if Meta's pre-launch safety check for its vanishing-image tool was as thorough as a wank in a hurricane.
TKC Distilling canned CEO Wes Henderson after a lawsuit claims he planted about 15 spy cameras in fire alarms, clocks, and bathroom vents to record nude relatives, guests, and minors, turning his whiskey empire into a pervert's peep show.
Documents reveal EET Fuels, already guilty of 12 environmental crimes, broke its permit 58 more times in two years, dumping toxic shit into protected waterways. Their defence? A £24 million wastewater spend and a claim that hundreds of 2023-2024 breaches are 'historical'.
Trump posts Cotton's digits, demands permanent sunlight, gets told to fuck off back to his own shadowy past.
The BND's old boss and his loyal bagman are accused of selling state secrets like they were at a government surplus sale.
The president offered up two major American cities as acceptable war-time collateral for cheaper gas, prompting California officials to call him a dangerous lunatic and the Pentagon to note it's all fucking impossible.
Experts suggest President Trump is vulnerable to public backlash due to rising prices and accusations of corruption, with Democrats aiming to leverage these concerns in upcoming elections.
After a vendor shipped 3,000 ballots six days early, a colossal non-issue became the target of Trump's latest 'dishonest' rant, despite the fact the ballots were valid, delivered correctly, and the county was blameless.
A life spent defrauding believers, dodging scandal, and hawking fake cures finally meets its only honest moment.
In 2010, Abdul El-Sayed wrote for The Guardian that he'd likely never get to vote for an Arab-American for national office in the superior U.S. system. At that moment, at least 16 Arab Americans had already served in Congress, including a U.S. Senator from his own fucking state of Michigan.
Democratic Senate nominee now claims his own words on defunding cops were 'out of context' as his campaign scrambles to deep-throat the badge.
Talarico calls the Texas Organizing Project 'irreplaceable.' The group's bail fund is statistically a fucking nightmare.
Facing a historic midterm ass‑kicking, the president is barnstorming districts he won by 76 points, wonders why midterms are hard, and promises to ‘shove it up their ass.’ His own beef tariffs are fucking the ranchers he came to beg.
Jason McGowan promised space‑age sodas, delivered liquid garbage, then charged franchisees a daily penalty for trying to escape the ruin he created – all while vacuuming $115 million into his own parent company.
The DOJ's own report says Biden's White House pushed the school‑board‑parents crackdown past screaming internal objections, then the FBI investigated a mom for belonging to a mom group and owning a gun. Twenty‑five assessments. Zero prosecutions. Formal apologies now available.
Lance Cpl. Devin Ballard's alleged hotel checkout leaves a woman dead and the U.S. military's 'good neighbor' policy in fucking ruins.
Rebels' big airport-snatching weekend ends as abruptly as a bad Tinder date, with federal forces reportedly reclaiming the tarmac.
The self‑appointed savior finally admits he’ll stop draining the taxpayer piggy bank for his vanity promos.
Parliament's great plan to give war crimes a slap on the wrist goes tits up as police hose down the very veterans they tried to appease.
Nordic bureaucrats clutch pearls over tech they can't even define yet, threatening to outlaw plastic frames with more brains than their entire data protection agency.
Service brass, realizing they can't 'AI yourself' to competence, slam the brakes on tech dreams in favor of a single PowerPoint presentation.
AI company's apology for letting its bots rummage through national health data arrives three months late via a public inbox, as creative industries warn they're next on the corporate chopping block.
The order lets anyone buy tax-free red-dyed diesel for highway use and might shave about $150 off a $1,575 truck fill-up. GasBuddy’s verdict: “It’s not really a needle-mover,” and the president who signed it told the room, “I don’t know what the hell it is, but whatever it is, it is supposed to be very good,” which is one hell of a product review.
Christina Koch, Artemis II mission specialist, sang the Eagles Fight Song from the field during the Eagles‑Rams matchup in Philadelphia on Oct. 4, 2026.
After 14 years of letting air defence rot, the party pledges a magical 'integrated network' to protect the realm, funded by fairy dust and the tears of the poor.
Coco Gauff calls out torrent of racist DMs after a light flicker, reminding the internet’s basement-dwelling bigots that being a cunt isn’t a forehand technique.
