The facts
Fox News reported on October 5, 2026, that James Talarico, the Democratic nominee for the U.S. Senate in Texas, is facing criticism after a 2020 video resurfaced. In the video, Talarico stated it was "rich" that defunding the police was considered an "off-limits" topic in political debate, especially when Texas had cut health services and public education. Talarico's campaign spokesperson, JT Ennis, told Fox News Digital that the comments were taken out of context and that Talarico does not support defunding the police, emphasizing his strong support for law enforcement. The campaign highlighted Talarico's legislative record, including votes for billions in local police funding and his advocacy for increased mental health services. In a separate September 2020 interview cited by CNN, Talarico reportedly said the policing system was "deeply broken" and "must replace it with something new and something better." The campaign framed these remarks as a critique of cuts to public services and hypocrisy among politicians, rather than an endorsement of defunding police.
Our take
James Talarico, you absolute fucking weasel. You stood there in 2020 and had the balls to call it "rich" that defunding the police was off-limits while Texas gutted other services. You said the system was "deeply broken" and needed to be replaced. You said the quiet part out loud, you prick. Now you want a Senate seat in Texas, so your flack-cunt JT Ennis is trying to perform rhetorical cunnilingus on every cop in the state, claiming it was all "out of context." What's the context, you dickhead? That you were a brave little boy until you needed votes from people who think police funding should come with a complimentary gun rack? The context is you're a careerist coward who shit his own principles into a video camera and is now trying to convince everyone it was just a fart. Your campaign points to your votes for police budgets like a dog showing you where it didn't piss on the carpet. Congratulations, you funded the cops you also called broken and in need of replacement. That's not a record, it's a fucking neurological disorder. You want credit for throwing billions at a system you described as a failure that must be destroyed and rebuilt. That's like paying a plumber to fix your toilet while you scream that plumbing is a demonic concept and we should all just shit in holes. You can't have it both ways, you spineless, pandering asshole. Either you meant your critique of a "deeply broken" system, or you're a lying grifter who will say anything to get elected. Either way, you're full of shit. Now go lick more boots and hope the video doesn't have subtitles.
