Still true, still filthy. Page 23 of the back catalog, newest first.
Coco Gauff calls out torrent of racist DMs after a light flicker, reminding the internet’s basement-dwelling bigots that being a cunt isn’t a forehand technique.
Nine troops shredded by an Iranian drone say the Army's care was a bigger joke than the strike, with one officer's severed artery getting barracks outpatient service and another waiting four months for an MRI result while the Pentagon and Army offer zero comment like the bureaucratic cunts they are.
Trump's Justice Department claims Delaware's tuition policy illegally benefits immigrants, arguing a kid from Ohio must pay $42K so a kid without papers can't pay $15K.
Cambodia, Israel, and Pakistan say they put Donald Trump up for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize. The committee will not confirm it. Nominations stay secret for 50 years. He is already holding Maria Corina Machado's 2025 medal. The title did not come with it. Oslo announces on Oct. 9.
OpenAI CEO says you should just suck it up when his shit goes wrong, because the benefits are worth the occasional catastrophic fuck‑up.
Federal appeals judges consider whether a $2.6 billion research grant cut was retaliation, not a paperwork error.
The Ukrainian president posted a list of Russian attacks, then vowed to retaliate against targets he claims they already hit yesterday, achieving tactical confusion.
C.J. Gardner-Johnson watched Efton Chism catch the game-winner over his cocksucking defense, then told reporters the Patriots 'didn't do shit' and 'barely scored.' The final was 29-26. All 29 were his fucking problem.
Forbes put him back over $1 trillion on Monday, Oct. 5, up $30.6 billion from Friday, after SpaceX jumped more than 5 percent and Tesla added another 1 percent. Jeff Bezos is at $371.5 billion. Musk first crossed in June, popped back on June 29, and was under the line again by July 1.
Arab News reports that while the Kingdom's defenses swat three projectiles, one exploding dildo's debris finds a flesh target. Meanwhile, WHO bitches about Gaza aid logjam and a UN envoy offers a sad PowerPoint on Syria's 'recovery'.
Flávio Bolsonaro’s 56.1 million‑vote lead and a sweep of congressional seats by his relatives give the right‑wing family a dominant foothold ahead of Brazil’s Oct. 25 runoff.
Driver tells sport to examine its own anus after software bug causes wet‑weather clusterfuck.
Police, without a warrant, cleared the Football Federation HQ so club presidents could vote out the FIFA council member facing embezzlement charges.
The Defense Department confirmed it has stopped using Anthropic’s Claude model following Secretary Pete Hegseth’s February label of the company as a national‑security supply‑chain risk.
Exxon and Suncor claim climate change is a global 'everyone's fault' issue, not their profitable lie, as a Colorado county tries to make them cover the costs of the fires their deception helped fuel.
Tit-for-tat diplomacy descends into counting each other's stationery.
Feds Scramble to Piece Together the Lost Semester of a Would‑Be Sky Terrorist
Would-be hijacker’s scheduling conflict and radical social media history point to a real piece of work.
Settlers steal a farmer's water, so the Israeli government builds a racist pool on his land and names it after a dead king.
In a baffling social media screed, the president pins gas prices on a Ukrainian sabotage campaign and ‘Dumocrat’ shutdowns, ignoring the minor issue of a Middle Eastern war.
A federal judge says you can’t ban them, so the White House just parks the plane a little further away from the reporters.
Parliamentary inquiry chair demands a plan after AI agent slurped non-public Services Australia info, with a senator calling the company's delayed heads-up 'appalling'.
England's number one goalkeeper, driving a six-figure super-SUV, admits he couldn't be arsed to obey a basic traffic sign, forcing two other drivers to slam on the brakes.
The ex-congressman spent a career screaming about Castro, then secretly took a dictator's cash, called Marco Rubio 'Miss Clairol' in an encrypted chat, and laundered money through a yacht. A judge gave the traitorous prick 10 years.
In a move that treats America's largest healthcare providers like toddlers who hid the cookie jar, the commission mailed 24 'reminders' that the law requires them to tell patients what a procedure costs before they get it.
The Supreme Court has declined to hear an appeal from a Michigan mother who argued that her sons' First Amendment rights were violated when they were told to remove sweatshirts bearing the phrase 'Let's Go Brandon.' The phrase is a coded insult directed at President Joe Biden.
Staff fear more cuts in 2027 after a 'drip, drip' of layoffs and a boss who claims he didn't see the financial shitstorm coming.
Surveys show the 75‑year‑old Federal Constitutional Court is losing public confidence, with analysts debating reforms that range from advertising judge vacancies to letting the AfD nominate candidates.
World No. 5 Daniil Medvedev was tossed from the China Open semi after a rebounding ball struck a first‑row spectator in the eye.
Fairshake and its PACs sit on $120 million and will blast six candidates with $1 million each plus undisclosed sums for 26 more, all because Senate Democrats blocked the CLARITY Act in September while the group already torched nearly $30 million chasing Sherrod Brown.
