Still true, still filthy. Page 24 of the back catalog, newest first.
Pen‑pushers and AI‑cowards torch 12,000 books in a year, proving the only thing they fear more than a gay penguin is a thinking child.
High court refuses appeal from mother whose sons faced removal orders in 2022, leaving lower ruling intact that treats the phrase as coded vulgarity unfit for class while Trump gear apparently slides by
He paid $1.7 million in cash lumps to hide abuse in a motel room, kept a recliner with a view of the boys’ showers, and his legacy ends with a judge calling him a serial child molester.
Darya Shipilova worked at the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute. She’s dead from ‘unknown’ pneumonia. Hospitals are locked down, a factory is handing out masks, and the Kremlin’s official line is that you’re a gullible prick for noticing.
Lake Mead’s historic 1970 intake can no longer draw water because lake levels have fallen, and officials describe the situation as “crisis‑adjacent” amid record low reservoir capacities.
The Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal from Roy Moore, who sought to restore a defamation verdict against a political action committee that funded an advertisement during his 2017 Senate campaign.
Flávio Bolsonaro, the far-right family's spare heir, fell just short of an outright win, meaning Brazil must endure another month of this clown car's exhaust fumes.
The president’s latest brain-fart on global finance would torch the economy, leaving experts to wonder if his ‘STRONG AND SMART’ self-assessment skipped the ‘smart’ part.
In a contest that would have put a narcoleptic to sleep, the Kansas City Chiefs managed to not shit the bed for four whole weeks, beating a team that won three games last year by a field goal.
The Parti Québécois may form government for the first time in over ten years, promising a 2028 independence referendum and a showdown with the monarchy.
Supreme Court notices the Election Commission after Gyanesh Kumar allegedly rammed through list revisions over the objections of his two fellow commissioners, opening the door to the entire exercise getting yanked if records confirm the one-man show.
After one social media post, Selma Blair says Hollywood fired her team, yanked her partnerships, and one brand kept using her face in a Super Bowl ad for weeks after stopping payment. Her take: ‘One direction gets you a petition and a shrug. The other gets you erased.’
Fox News Sunday panel watches the Ohio showdown while Erick Erickson slams both parties for feeding voters a “crap sandwich” of scandal‑riddled candidates.
Constitutional Clown Car Crashes Over Cunt's Cringey Instagram Caption
The viral bakery chain, backed by Danny Meyer’s millions, shut down all 22 stores via a Thursday-night email after its co-founder sued. Cops photographed the corpse, the Instagram kept posting cookie ads, and hundreds of workers got told to piss off.
With a name that sounds like a rejected Saturday morning cartoon villain, the ex-president's new AI policy team is a clown car of grifters and corporate dickheads tasked with ‘getting their arms around’ the future.
Portugal books its ticket, Norway books its physio, and Haaland books a date with the fucking ice bath.
Barnaby Joyce insists the party will pay 'commercial rates' to rent the mining billionaire's freshly acquired Brisbane office building, claiming he doesn't 'live in her pocket'.
President announces White House task force on Truth Social preferring the name Super Intelligence Force led by intelligence director Jay Clayton FTC chairman Andrew Ferguson Pentagon CTO Emil Michael and OPM director Scott Kupor to coordinate with religious groups while vowing no regulation
Raiders coach guarantees halftime victory, then makes a galaxy-brained decision to decline free points before watching his team get skull-fucked in the fourth quarter.
The Guardian's soft-balled 'not a disaster' review of a 7-0 win is the journalistic equivalent of a participation trophy.
Right‑wing son tops first round with 47 percent but still needs October 25 against Lula after polls misfired and he promises amnesty for daddy plus the January 8 riot crew
A record‑low 41.5% of the population bothered to show up and vote for the same nationalist ghouls who have been expertly fucking this place for years.
League reports 18.6 million UK fans while loyal supporters like Matt Cullen from Cambridge call ticket prices 'mind-boggling' and a 'money-grab' after season packages get scrapped and cheapest seats jump 43.9 percent past inflation.
Donald Trump posted a multi-paragraph tantrum on Truth Social Sunday morning, accusing Fox & Friends of ignoring his Ohio rally and threatening that MAGA viewers would abandon the network. The only problem, per Mediaite, is that the show had literally just discussed the rally moments before he shit his pants online.
ULTRAVIOLETACTION and ProtectNYKids CEO Gary Greenberg demand Gov. Kathy Hochul call an emergency session now to close the voluntary‑intoxication loophole that shields the “Cornell 7.” Hochul says the fix can wait until the 2027 session.
A Guardian report details the president’s tariff threats and election‑integrity missions in Latin America, a pathetic bid to claim credit for a regional rightward shift he likely had fuck‑all to do with.
Her chief of staff's 25-page legal claim paints a portrait of a mayor allegedly hammered, homophobic, racist, and ethically bankrupt. Aitken denies the slur. The city is hiring an investigator.
Trump introduced his Senate endorsee as a guy who 'may not dress right, talk exactly perfectly, or be the best looking guy' he's ever seen. Leaked audio admits the big show 'dropped our numbers.' A quarter of his own party calls him 'very' honest. His ex-wife divorced him on 'biblical grounds.' He stole a pen.
With a disqualified secessionist dickhead declaring victory for his puppet, voters opted for the same nationalist clowns, proving the Dayton Accords are a constitutional turd that's been clogging the country's political toilet for 31 years.
