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Bosnia Elects a Trio of Professional Ethnic Tantrum Artists

A record‑low 41.5% of the population bothered to show up and vote for the same nationalist ghouls who have been expertly fucking this place for years.

Zeljka Cvijanovic, a middle-aged woman with shoulder-length blonde hair, wearing a gray blazer and black top, with a silver necklace and earrings, looking directly at the camera.
Chief National Guard Bureau from USA / Wikimedia Commons, CC BY 2.0

The facts

Bosnia‑Herzegovina held a general election on Sunday with a historic low turnout – only 41.5% of the 3.4 million eligible voters cast a ballot, according to Bosnian officials. The three‑member presidency will be occupied by nationalist representatives: Zeljka Cvijanović, backed by disqualified Serb leader Milorad Dodik, won the Serb seat with 55.6% of the vote; Denis Becirović secured the Bosniak seat with 38.1%; and Darijana Filipović took the Croat seat with 48.2%. Dodik, barred from public office for six years after a conviction for defying the top international envoy overseeing the 1995 Dayton peace process, told supporters in Banja Luka that his SNSD party had retained the Serb presidency seat and its grip on Republika Srpska. Voters also elected members of the federal parliament and heads of institutions in the two largely autonomous entities – the Federation of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Republika Srpska – as the country continues to wrestle with economic slowdown, sluggish EU‑membership progress and chronic political gridlock.

Our take

Well, fuck me sideways. Bosnia‑Herzegovina just staged another election and, unsurprisingly, the winners are the same nationalist dickheads who have been running the show for years. A paltry 41.5% of citizens bothered to vote, meaning almost 60% stayed home, probably preferring to watch paint dry rather than watch a circus of ethnic grievance. The ‘big change’ on offer was simply which flavor of separatist asshole gets to scream about their people while the economy drifts toward the abyss and the EU keeps its door shut. Zeljka Cvijanović, a puppet for Milorad Dodik, clinched the Serb seat; Dodik, still banned from office, strutted on stage and bragged that his party kept the seat – a statement that feels like a toddler proudly announcing a full diaper. Denis Becirović, billed as a moderate, won the Bosniak seat, which in this context means he’ll light half the bridge on fire instead of the whole thing. Darijana Filipović took the Croat seat, completing the trio of nationalist artists ready to perform the same old ethnic‑gridlock opera. The Dayton framework, designed to keep peace, now looks like a constitutional jigsaw that guarantees stalemate; it makes a constipation clinic seem like a well‑oiled machine. Voters didn’t pick a future; they chose a slightly newer model of the same fucking coffin, and the rest of the world can only watch the show and wonder when, if ever, the script will change.

Sources

01DW Top Stories: Nationalists top Bosnia-Herzegovina's divisive election02Wikimedia Commons: Željka Cvijanović (cropped).jpg
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