Still true, still filthy. Page 25 of the back catalog, newest first.
With a disqualified secessionist dickhead declaring victory for his puppet, voters opted for the same nationalist clowns, proving the Dayton Accords are a constitutional turd that's been clogging the country's political toilet for 31 years.
The TV doctor turned CMS chief, armed with a task force and a list of ghosts, claims victory over phantom Obamacare accounts and people without Social Security numbers.
A jailed financier's cash allegedly greased both Supreme Court justice and Bolsonaro clan, leaving voters to pick between two camps of grifters who all took the same money.
Prime Video's broadcast crew spent Thursday night calling Deshaun Watson's suspension 'the stuff he's gone through,' turning a violent sexual misconduct scandal into a narrative about third-down conversions.
Prime Minister Mark Carney admits Canada is war‑gaming a US invasion – a low‑probability nightmare stoked by Trump’s “51st‑state” talk and a poll that shows one‑third of Canadians think it could happen.
Rashad al-Alimi declares 'start of military operations' to retake the whole country, presumably right after he finishes this speech and finds a map.
Police say the complaint about alleged groping of journalists has been sent to the crime branch for a neutral probe.
The president’s desperate, China‑fearing defense of power‑sucking AI barns lands with the sound of crickets in a crucial Senate battleground.
After a £500 million 'oopsie' on discrimination, the city's geniuses decide the solution is fire-and-rehire, because if you can't do math, just do crime.
The Supreme Court’s resident sourpuss reveals his yearly tradition of wondering if he’s finally done enough damage.
The British Museum handed private viewings to Palantir's Peter Thiel and luxury hotel guests paying a grand a night, then charged everyone else £33 for a 40-minute shuffle past the 230-foot cloth. Normal people set alarms and hit 80,000-deep queues for the heritage they funded.
Troy Jackson’s campaign is a boba-fueled apology tour. He called it “unfortunate” that Jewish Mainers won’t call Gaza a genocide, then ‘misspoke.’ His big ad is a cringey milk tea clip his own influencers beg him to delete. Democrats feel good.
Friedrich Merz lands in Kyiv as Moscow steps up missile and drone attacks on Ukrainian cities.
Ty France’s 105.3-mph moonball hit a roof wire and died. The Brewers manager thanked a dead broadcaster for the assist. The Padres got fucked by architecture, again.
Polls open, new anti‑fraud tech causes delays, and a convicted politician barred from office still steers the Serb entity’s victory while declaring Bosnia a corpse.
After the Omani co‑pilot allegedly plunged a plane 16,625 feet in a mid‑air stabbing spree, Australian agencies are digging into his old LinkedIn profile to see how their screening missed a pilot already barred for extremist views.
After resigning as president for no clear reason, the political barnacle launches his prime‑minister campaign by accusing students of being foreign agents.
The nation chooses between an old leftist and a jailbird's kid whose dad's digital ghost is whispering sweet coup nothings.
The manager who stacked a 10-game home streak and Europe's best home record in 2025 bolted mid-season while Bradford led League One, handing interim coaches a squad recruited for his system and fans stuck with the 43-year stability record shattered at the worst moment.
The Houthis say they struck an Aramco site in Riyadh; the Saudi‑led coalition calls the claim “misleading” and says its forces carried out 97 precise targeting operations that disabled 44 vehicles and hit about 260 fighters.
The university's trustees voted 9-5 to strip his name from a center and a scholarship, a move the task force admits is not based on any finding of wrongdoing, just the rancid stench of association.
Rasmussen heard the game's only home run through a bathroom door, told his pitching coach he was throwing at about 50 percent effort, and still held the Yankees to one hit across eight scoreless innings. Then Wells decided one hit was plenty and ran straight through a stop sign into an out.
Court hears the pair, who arrived by small boat, were instructed by an Iranian contact to make a homemade bomb from chlorine and brake fluid.
Incumbent President Lula da Silva faces a close contest against Senator Flavio Bolsonaro, son of former President Jair Bolsonaro, in Brazil's upcoming presidential election. Polls indicate a likely runoff.
A judge blessed the $177 million AT&T breach payout. Lawyers get $59 million. Admin costs $22 million. You get enough for a gas‑station hot dog, if you’re lucky.
Luke Humphries beat James Wade 5‑3 with ten 180s to reach his fourth consecutive World Grand Prix final, where he will meet Gerwyn Price, who defeated Nathan Aspinall 5‑2.
Lula, 80, warns of 'barbarism' and U.S. meddling. Flavio Bolsonaro, 45, rides a motorcycle and promises to spring his jailed coup-plotting daddy.
President Abdelmadjid Tebboune says Algeria deployed four Sukhoi Su‑30 jets to Niger after mutineers attacked Niamey, but the timing raises questions about the operation’s impact.
President Trump posted a senator's number so his cult could bitch about the sun. The line is now a dead zone of democracy.
OpenAI’s former head of safety reports quit, warning that the pace of AI development is outpacing adequate safety measures, while the firm says it is tightening its safeguards.
