The facts
Three female journalists said police officers in Delhi sexually harassed them during a street protest against changes to voter rolls. The protest, which also demanded the resignation of Chief Election Commissioner Gyanesh Kumar, saw scores of young people detained. In a social‑media post, Delhi Police said the New Delhi District received the complaint and transferred it to its crime branch for a “fair and impartial” inquiry. Videos show police physically dragging protesters away from the Jantar Mantar site. Opposition leader Rahul Gandhi said women fear for their safety and that the home ministry must answer for the incident. The Press Club of India called the treatment of journalists “shocked and dismayed.” The Election Commission says the voter‑roll revision has removed about 130 million duplicate or ineligible entries.
Our take
So the Delhi Police, those paragons of public safety, have apparently decided that their core duties now include a free feel‑up service for journalists on the job. What a bunch of heroic, brave **fucking** public servants. Instead of, you know, not sexually assaulting people, their big move was to post online that they’ve received a complaint and forwarded it for a “fair and impartial” inquiry. Right. Because nothing says we take this seriously like the same department that allegedly did the groping now investigating itself. That’s not an inquiry, that’s a circle jerk of impunity. The crime branch is probably dusting off the “Who, Us?” file as we speak. Meanwhile, their colleagues were on camera physically dragging protesters away from a site, because why just be perverts when you can also be thugs? It’s a full‑service oppression package. The Press Club of India is “shocked and dismayed,” which is the polite institutional way of saying, *What the fuck is wrong with you absolute cunts?* Rahul Gandhi says the home ministry must answer for this. Good luck getting an answer that isn’t a cloud of patriotic bullshit and victim‑blaming. These cops aren’t rogue actors; they’re the logical endpoint of a system that views critics as obstacles to be man‑handled. Their impartial inquiry is a **fucking** fantasy, a bureaucratic hand‑job designed to go nowhere. The real crime isn’t under investigation; it’s wearing the uniform and getting away with it, every single time. Fuck these guys. Fuck their inquiry. And fuck any system that lets this be just another Tuesday for women trying to do their jobs. They’re not police officers; they’re state‑sponsored dickheads with badges, and everyone sees it. Now get back to dragging those protesters, lads. The nation’s fragile ego won’t defend itself. And remember, it’s all for a fair and impartial election! Just don’t ask any questions, or you might get a very hands‑on answer.
