The facts
On Sunday morning, President Donald Trump posted a lengthy complaint on Truth Social accusing Fox & Friends (Sunday) of giving short shrift to his Ohio rally the night before, then warned that the network's viewers were paying attention, and were not happy.
"Sad to see that Fox & Friends (Sunday) is not covering our packed house and incredibly enthusiastic (beyond!) Rally that took place in Ohio last night, or the ones in Alabama, Texas, or Oklahoma over the past two days." He added that the rallies "were all sold out, with thousands of people trying to get in, and are absolutely phenomenal, better than ever!"
Then came the threat: "Our people want to see our Rallies, and reports on our Rallies, on FoxNews, or they will very quickly stop watching (like I am doing right now!)."
Trump accused the network of spending "more time talking to Communists, Socialists, and Dumocrats, often without rebuttal," adding that "MAGA is not, to put it mildly, happy" and that "We don’t like stupid Jessica Tarlov, and all of the others, that are forced down MAGA’S throats."
He blamed "the same loser that fired the great Maria Bartiromo because she complained about not being allowed to cover “TRUMP.” He warned that Fox tried this act once before, and almost went out of business (and always right before an election!). That can happen again! He signed off: Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT
Here is the wrinkle. Mediaite's review of Fox's Sunday programming found that Fox & Friends had discussed the Ohio rally moments before Trump posted, including his defense of data centers and the investment they could bring. Mediaite placed the Truth Social post shortly after 9 a.m. Eastern.
The broader context: Fox News covered Trump's Vandalia appearance as a major midterm campaign stop for Senator Jon Husted and gubernatorial nominee Vivek Ramaswamy, and the network published a new midterm analysis Sunday morning showing Democrats with 215 House seats, Republicans with 201, and 19 races rated toss-ups. Under that projection, Republicans would need to win 17 of those toss-ups to keep the chamber.
Our take
This fucking clown. The leader of the free world spent his Sunday morning doing what any stable, busy executive does: live-tweeting his fucking television like a bored housewife with a meth problem. He watched Fox & Friends, decided the fellatio wasn't sufficiently sloppy, and fired off a 300-word complaint to his cult about coverage that had aired minutes earlier. He wasn't fucking wronged. He was just late to his own goddamn viewing party, a senile old prick screaming at a screen that had already shown him the thing he wanted.
His entire post is the pathetic whine of a man who needs his ego jacked off on an hourly schedule. Sad to see they aren't covering the rally. It's packed" and "beyond! They talk to Communists, Socialists, and Dumocrats. He doesn't like stupid Jessica Tarlov. He blames some loser who fired Maria Bartiromo, a woman who hasn't worked there in years, because his brain is a museum of ancient fucking grudges. He signs it President DJT like it's a fucking memo from the CEO of Shit Mountain. This is the man with the nuclear codes. He's drafting customer service complaints about his TV show.
The threat is the real joke. Our people will very quickly stop watching (like I am doing right now!). Oh, bullshit. You're watching it right now, you senile fuck. You're so addicted to the screen you're posting about it in real time. You couldn't stop watching Fox News if your tiny dick depended on it. The whole MAGA is not happy" line is just him projecting his own wrinkled, screaming insecurity onto millions of people who probably just wanted to watch some football.
And why the sudden panic about rally coverage? Because Fox's own fucking analysis that morning showed the Republicans getting their asses handed to them in the midterms. He's barnstorming shitholes like Ohio and Alabama because the math is a disaster, and he needs the network to be a 24/7 infomercial for his failing circus. He's not a leader. He's a grifter who forgot his own show was already on, and threw a shit-fit because the applause track wasn't loud enough. What a pathetic, needy, embarrassing cunt.
