Still true, still filthy. Page 12 of the back catalog, newest first.
A Miami jury held the NFL wide receiver responsible for two battery incidents involving his estranged wife, awarding $500,000 in compensatory damages.
After failing to win the living, the opposition leader petitions to halt the removal of 130 million ghosts, dupes, and fictional immigrants from the rolls.
After the Court told him to wait his turn in September, Brown's legal team ran back to a rogue appeals court demanding a decision in 48 hours. The justices just called their bullshit.
The Senate Majority PAC shovels cash into Michigan and Maine after pulling out of winnable races, proving money can't buy a clue. Meanwhile, Trump tours backwater towns to grift for GOP nobodies and drool over a free jet.
The agency extended the deadline for 8,200 polluters' emissions reports because its own website wasn't ready, skipped public comment because it was 'impracticable', and now wants feedback on a rule already in effect.
Congressional letter demands the FAA prove a flight‑scheduling recommendation can't kill anyone, invokes a past crash, and blames Trump for a 90‑day test that's already happening.
The agency's October 14 notice sets the magic numbers for two obscure chemicals: over 1 mg/g or a specific ratio and it's Schedule I. Below that line, the DEA's official position is a cowardly 'we haven't said it's safe, so good luck, asshole.'
Officials reportedly dust off a dead-end Biden-era probe, subpoena her family, and aim for a legal Hail Mary to strip the congresswoman's citizenship.
In a transparent political stunt, the Brazilian Congress rubber-stamps a constitutional amendment it won't even enact until after the election, hoping workers are too dumb to read the calendar.
Katherine Curtis, N.P. ran a telehealth pill mill so brazen she didn't even show up to her own DEA hearing. The agency just revoked her license after she admitted everything by saying nothing.
Streaming giant sacks a thousand employees, mostly from tech and legal, because competing for screen time is apparently harder than just making good shows.
A man who thinks a secure server is a butler with a secret is now in charge of stopping the robot apocalypse. The only thing they'll be securing is their own pensions.
The agency seeks public input on a proposal that could raise annual launches from 25 to 456 and landings from 50 to 912 at Boca Chica, with comments due Nov. 30, 2026.
Two men watched, one allegedly performed, and a third asshole posted the victim's name online after a factory reset. A real brotherhood of champions.
The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission is terminating the license for ECOsponsible's Herkimer hydroelectric dam, which has not operated since 2006, because the company spent years ignoring repair orders, submitted five deficient plans, skipped its own dam inspection, and stopped answering letters. The founder died, his son filed paperwork he had no authority to file, and now the breakup is official.
Cook lawyer says panel stacked
A new poll shows the former sideline reporter still trailing, as her pro‑choice messaging meets the hard reality of being a Republican in Minnesota.
In court, the insolvent Saudi vanity project whined that a real tour enforcing its rules is ‘interference’, as it begs a judge to save it from the consequences of its own worthless contracts.
A federal judge ordered the White House to stop behaving like a vindictive dickhead and return CNN, MSNBC, and Politico's credentials, ruling the president's 'fake news' blacklist was likely illegal, petty, and unconstitutional.
Katie Zacharia, the new White House mouthpiece, insists she's a lawyer with 'appropriate credentials.' The only problem? No U.S. bar has ever heard of her, and her explanation involves a mysterious Chinese bar exam that apparently leaves no paper trail.
The Michelin Guide finally landed in Australia, but every star landed in South Australia after the state paid for incognito inspectors.
Acting Deputy Attorney General Trent McCotter threatens legal action over a federal list of names the Justice Department says may include non‑citizens who received mail ballots.
During the Oct. 13 New York gubernatorial debate, Gov. Kathy Hochul was asked to apologize to the family of Sheridan Gorman, an 18‑year‑old killed by an undocumented immigrant, and responded by highlighting other deaths involving ICE agents.
Greater Manchester mayor Bev Craig invites a Manchester City representative on official trade trip to Delhi and Mumbai while the club is appealing 114 separate rule breaches, citing their good work with libraries.
Ephantus Mwangi, now starring in the DOJ's $490 million fraud surge, bought a fleet of six luxury rides instead of paying the IRS. His 51-month sentence is a masterclass in priorities for every other greedy piece of shit out there.
NASA Photojournal
With a 3% charge rate, the police need a camera crew to watch them not catch car thieves.
Hardliners demand Foreign Minister's head for a UN meeting, oil minister quits, and sanctions still choke exports while IRGC-linked factions hoard the cash outside state view.
An OpenAI engineer's bot-assisted bugging blunder.
Banks allegedly debanked customers based on political, religious views
