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AOC and Five Other Dickheads Want to Ground the FAA's Fancy New Suggestion Box

Congressional letter demands the FAA prove a flight‑scheduling recommendation can't kill anyone, invokes a past crash, and blames Trump for a 90‑day test that's already happening.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez smiles in front of an American flag.
Franmarie Metzler; U.S. House Office of Photography / Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

The facts

Six House Democrats – Representatives Alexandria Ocasio‑Cortez (NY‑14), April McClain Delaney (MD‑06), Don Beyer (VA‑08), Kweisi Mfume (MD‑07), Suhas Subramanyam (VA‑10) and Sarah Elfreth (MD‑03) – sent a congressional letter to Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy and FAA Administrator Bryan Bedford urging a pause on the FAA’s new artificial‑intelligence‑enabled air‑traffic‑management tool, SMART. The letter cites the September 21 deployment of SMART at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, Washington Dulles International Airport and Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport, and asks for answers on safety testing, controller consultation and accountability. Lawmakers note the tool was rolled out without a published safety evaluation, with limited notice to frontline controllers, and reference the fatal September 2025 crash at DCA that killed 67 people. They request detailed information on testing under severe weather, training provided to controllers, and metrics for the 90‑day evaluation period before any nationwide expansion.

Our take

Six members of the U.S. House have basically shit their pants over a calendar‑app‑ish AI that merely suggests flight trajectories. The FAA’s SMART system is in a 90‑day evaluation – that’s testing, not reckless rollout – yet these elected clowns demand a full stop because they can’t picture who would be to blame if a recommendation nudges a plane off course. Their letter even drags the 2025 DCA crash into the debate, using a dead‑flight tragedy as political ammunition. Ocasio‑Cortez’s line about “zero margin for error” is technically true for actual control, but a recommendation can be ignored by a human controller, so the margin on a suggestion is effectively infinite. The lawmakers’ fear of an algorithm they don’t understand fuels a performative safety theater that looks good on soundbites but does nothing to improve real‑world safety. Instead of demanding transparency and rigorous testing data – which the FAA has yet to publish – they resort to name‑calling and blame‑the‑administration rhetoric. The result is a distraction that stalls a modest, supervised rollout of technology that could eventually ease controller workload, all while they parade moral outrage for clicks. Let the engineers finish their safety checks, let the controllers get proper training, and stop treating a software suggestion as a Skynet apocalypse. Fuck off, and let the adults run the airspace.

Sources

01Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: Ocasio-Cortez, McClain Delaney, Beyer, Mfume, Subramanyam, and Elfreth Lead Calls to Pause FAA's AI Tool at Washington-Area Airports02Reuters (via Northland News Radio): Lawmakers ask FAA to pause use of new AI tool in DC-area flight management03Wikimedia Commons: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Official Portrait.jpg
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