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Trump's DHS Drags Out the Citizenship Clown Car to Hunt Ilhan Omar

Officials reportedly dust off a dead-end Biden-era probe, subpoena her family, and aim for a legal Hail Mary to strip the congresswoman's citizenship.

Ilhan Omar, wearing a black hijab and a colorful tweed jacket, smiles as she holds a white folder and a black purse while walking on an escalator with several men in suits.
U.S. Department of State from United States / Wikimedia Commons, Public domain

The facts

The Trump administration is reportedly investigating Democratic Congresswoman Ilhan Omar to revoke her citizenship and potentially deport her, according to The Wall Street Journal. Citing U.S. officials and individuals familiar with the investigation, the newspaper stated that authorities are examining how Omar, a representative from Minnesota, obtained her citizenship after arriving in the U.S. as a refugee from Somalia. The investigation involves examining her family's immigration records and has led to over a dozen subpoenas, including to some of her relatives, for testimony before a grand jury in Minnesota. Omar's office has denied the investigation's claims, calling them baseless. The Wall Street Journal also reported that Homeland Security Investigations officials had previously examined a similar allegation during the Biden administration but did not pursue it due to a lack of evidence. The newspaper noted that such a case would require court proceedings, as the investigation itself does not revoke citizenship or authorize deportation. Omar arrived in the U.S. in 1995 and became a citizen in 2000, and has previously denied committing immigration fraud.

Our take

Donald Trump’s immigration goon squad is back on its bullshit, desperately rummaging through the federal couch cushions for any scrap to fuck with Ilhan Omar. According to the Wall Street Journal, these bureaucratic pissants are now investigating how the Democratic congresswoman - who became a citizen in goddamn 2000 - got her papers, with the explicit toddler-tier fantasy of stripping her citizenship and tossing her out. It’s a revenge fantasy so petty it reeks of Axe body spray and failed lawsuits. The investigation itself is a reheated pile of nothing: the Journal notes Homeland Security already looked at this same alleged ‘fraud’ under Biden and, finding fuck-all, dropped it like a hot rock. But for Trump’s cadre of professional assholes, a lack of evidence isn’t a barrier; it’s a starting pistol. They’ve reportedly issued over a dozen subpoenas, harassing her relatives to testify before a grand jury, because when you can’t win on policy, you try to break someone’s family. Let’s be crystal clear: this is not law enforcement. This is a state-sponsored dick-swinging contest aimed at a political enemy, using the full weight of the government to pursue a case so flimsy the previous administration wouldn’t wipe its ass with it. The whole pathetic endeavor requires actual court proceedings to get anywhere, meaning this is just an expensive, traumatic preview of the legal terrorism a second Trump term promises. It’s the act of a coward who can’t stand that a refugee-turned-congresswoman owns him in every debate, so he sends his paper-pushing pricks after her birth certificate. A truly staggering commitment to being the biggest cunt in the room.

Sources

01Aljazeera US & Canada: Trump administration seeks to strip Ilhan Omar of US citizenship: WSJ02Wikimedia Commons: Ilhan Omar, Brent Hardt, Mark Ritchie and Jim Core in Paris - 2017 (37746187644).jpg
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