The facts
The Senate Majority PAC, a leading Super PAC for Senate Democrats, announced plans to invest more than $7 million in the Michigan and Maine Senate races. The PAC has reserved $3.7 million for its campaign in Michigan to support Democratic nominee Dr. Abdul El-Sayed against Republican Mike Rogers. An additional $3 million is allocated for Maine, aiming to boost Democrat Troy Jackson against incumbent Republican Susan Collins. This spending follows reports of the PAC pausing ad expenditures in North Carolina and Georgia. Meanwhile, Donald Trump held campaign rallies in Bullhead City, Arizona, and Kalispell, Montana. In Arizona, he urged voters to elect GOP Congressman Andy Biggs for governor against Democrat Katie Hobbs. In Montana, Trump rallied for Republican Kurt Alme, a former US attorney, who faces Democrat Alani Bankhead and independent Seth Bodnar. Trump also commented on the new Air Force One, a Boeing 747-8 gifted by Qatar, stating, "When you're giving gifts, you take them, right?" Separately, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy expressed feeling personally betrayed by Trump regarding Ukraine's access to Starlink satellite service. Trump also falsely claimed that Michigan Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed called himself a member of the Muslim Brotherhood.
Our take
The Senate Majority PAC, a collection of panicked, money-shitting ghouls, just announced they’re dumping over seven million dollars into the Michigan and Maine Senate races. That’s $3.7 million to try and resuscitate the corpse of Dr. Abdul El-Sayed’s campaign against Mike Rogers, and another three million to help Troy Jackson gently lose to Susan Collins. This masterstroke of financial incontinence comes after they reportedly stopped spending in North Carolina and Georgia, which is like a doctor giving up on a patient with a cold to perform open-heart surgery on a fucking rock. These clowns have the strategic acumen of a drunk pissing on a forest fire. They think democracy is a vending machine you can fix by kicking it harder with a wad of cash. Pathetic, limp-dick cowards, terrified of their own shadows and the voters they’ve abandoned. Meanwhile, the orange grifter-in-chief is on his Sad Grandpa Tour, holding rallies in shitholes like Bullhead City, Arizona and Kalispell, Montana. He’s the political equivalent of a garage-sale novelty belt buckle - loud, cheap, and nobody with a functioning brain wants it. In Arizona, this bloated prick is begging people to make Congressman Andy Biggs the governor, because in Trump’s world, promotion is just a matter of finding a bigger title for the same useless cunt. In Montana, he’s stumping for Kurt Alme, a former US attorney whose entire political identity is ‘I once held a job and now I suck up to a felon.’ The intellectual summit of his tour was drooling over the new Air Force One, a plane fucking *gifted* by Qatar, and musing, “When you're giving gifts, you take them, right?” Yes, you senile, greedy fuckstick, that’s the geopolitical philosophy of a kleptomaniac toddler. It’s the foreign policy of a raccoon with its head stuck in a takeout container. And while he’s busy fantasizing about free luxury jets, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy says he feels personally betrayed by this same asshole over Starlink access. Topping off this buffet of bullshit, Trump lied, claiming Michigan’s El-Sayed called himself a member of the Muslim Brotherhood. The only brotherhood this fraud understands is the circle-jerk of sycophants he hasn’t legally fucked over yet. It’s a perfect storm of incompetence: one side blindly chucks money at lost causes, the other tours the nation’s armpits to beg for votes and free shit, and the whole rancid circus is built on a foundation of lies. A national disgrace, orchestrated by con artists and funded by terrified idiots with checkbooks. Fuck every last one of these pricks. They’re not leaders; they’re arsonists taking turns with the matches. Cunts.
