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World/Courtroom Shenanigans

Bryan Kohberger Hearings Canceled

Three upcoming hearings for convicted Idaho student-killer Bryan Kohberger were vacated on Oct. 14, 202 6, after his new attorney filed a motion to disqualify Judge Steven Hippler for alleged bias.

Politics/Sloppy Lawyer Tax

Supreme Court Tells Sanctioned Election Lawyers to Pound Sand, Pay $122K

The U.S. Supreme Court has refused to review a lower court's decision ordering lawyers involved in a 2022 Arizona election lawsuit to pay $122,000 in legal costs to Maricopa County. The lawsuit, which sought to ban electronic ballot-tabulation devices, was brought by Kari Lake and state lawmaker Mark Finchem. It was dismissed by lower courts for lack of standing and for being filed too close to the election.

Politics/Judicial Cocksucking

Supreme Court to Hear Case on DOGE Records

The justices will decide if the public can see the paperwork, or if presidential pals get to play 'finders keepers, losers weepers' with our democracy.

Politics/Shit-Walk Of The Century

Omar's Husband Treats Federal Raid As Dog-Walking Intermission

After Homeland Security agents combed their home in a criminal fraud probe, Tim Mynett's first public move was a casual stroll with the family pet, showcasing a level of chill that only multi-million-dollar asset vanishings can buy.

Politics/Cruelty As Policy

Trump's New Year's Gift to the Sick: A Boot Up the Ass

The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, signed by the ex-president, will force millions of poor and disabled people to jump through flaming hoops to keep their health coverage, because nothing says 'beautiful' like medical bankruptcy.