Still true, still filthy. Page 14 of the back catalog, newest first.
The former president confirms U.S. spycraft continues for Ukraine while explaining he canned Kimberly Guilfoyle from her Greek ambassadorship because the news about her was embarrassing, claiming she was 'doing a good job' moments before admitting he had her shitcanned.
After Reform MP Robert Jenrick promised to deploy Royal Marines and use lethal force on migrant boats, Farage and party chair Zia Yusuf spent the day furiously wiping his semen off the public record, claiming it's only for self-defence.
The progressive ‘Squad’ member proposes replacing the Department of Homeland Security with a new Department of Community Safety, while preserving TSA and FEMA and ending funding for a future border wall.
Brett Clothier's Athletics Integrity Unit admits the world record set by a now-banned doper can't be erased, because the only thing more full of shit than her 'housemaid's medication' excuse is the legal system protecting it.
After a federal court permanently forbade DHS and FEMA from tying emergency funds to immigration enforcement, the agencies just slapped the same illegal conditions on nearly $1 billion in new grants. The states, forced to file a second enforcement motion, call it 'deliberate disregard' - which is legalese for 'fuck you, judge.'
The state's health agency proposed axing a lifeline therapy program for hundreds of autistic children and a thousand more on waitlists, offering the bullshit excuse that insurance will magically catch them while providers face ruin.
The Independent Football Regulator chair vowed to resign if politicians meddle in the Man City case - a promise of basic fucking decency he made while launching a report proving 94% of clubs are hemorrhaging money and the whole system is a scam.
After City's first game since being found guilty of over 100 financial breaches, the manager admitted rival fans would call them cheats, then claimed the scandal is 'tougher' on supporters than on the team that just won 3-0 and feels 'very happy'.
ZyMix built its UK campus messaging and payments platform on servers from a Tencent subsidiary. The Pentagon says Tencent is linked to the PLA. ZyMix's response? Erase the evidence from its privacy policy and call it 'performance testing.'
In a move so grotesquely stupid it makes you question the collective IQ of the entire goddamn building, the Pentagon, under the glorious leadership of 'Secretary of War' Pete Hegseth, has decided to broadcast the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Hasan. Because apparently the only thing missing from state‑sanctioned killing is a fucking Twitch stream.
Transport secretary Sean Duffy is stripping safety measures and redirecting funds, prompting experts to warn of a rise in road deaths.
Memphis head coach Penny Hardaway is contributing $2.6 million of his $2.9 million salary to the Tigers’ revenue share as he works to improve a program that went 13‑19 last season.
The Justice Department's "Joint Disruption Week" raided scam compounds in Ghana and Nigeria, seized 303 devices in one Accra suburb, and vaporized millions of burner profiles. The romance-scam industry just had its worst week since AOL discs.
Former Trump Media advisor Katie Zacharia uses her press secretary debut to read old rally notes, announce a firing, and confirm her job is just to be a louder megaphone for the boss.
Lawmakers reverse bigoted 'sealed package' law after EU court ruling, with €4.2 billion of frozen cash serving as the world's most expensive 'Oops, our bad' note.
House Oversight wants all documents from Free DC and Harriet's Wildest Dreams after their 'Juror Information Project Teach-In Series' taught activists to lie through jury selection and brag about it.
Governor Joe Lombardo and candidate Aaron Ford are in a pissing contest over letting AI data centers squat on public dirt, after one project's developers got told to fuck off by locals and just shuffled over to the BLM's backyard.
The FTC and seven states want the court to throw the book at the disgraced 'Pharma Bro' for allegedly violating his lifetime ban from the industry by trading drug stocks and running his mouth online.
Homeland Security raids her house, her old 'law' tweet haunts her, and she cries 'political hit job' like a broken MAGA record.
Defense contractors and tech oligarchs are invited to design a war machine without rules or accountability, because what could go wrong?
The ex-president has finally dropped the pretense, signing up to lead a coalition promising to end tyranny 'by all means, including force' from a rebel-held city.
A final rule published October 13 lets manufacturers replace some or all added salt in standardized foods with safe and suitable salt substitutes, and the rule does not name a single one. It takes effect December 14, with dairy objections due November 12. The FDA says this promotes honesty and fair dealing in the interest of consumers.
Defending Main Street, a group aligned with the Maine senator, bought attack ads to smear a Democratic rival, but instead paid to show them to over a million people 3,000 miles away in Portland, Oregon.
Sacked general uses BBC platform to claim his old strategy - letting Russians die in comical droves - has ‘broken’ their army.
The orange fuckwit declared a truce Russia immediately bombed, then pissed on allies by unilaterally lifting sanctions on Russian diesel - a drop in the bucket that fuels the Kremlin's war machine.
The U.S. Ambassador to Greece reportedly tried to trade access to Trumpworld for a donor to wipe her six-figure credit card bill, a scheme so stupid it might finally get her fired.
The agency sent a 'read receipt requested' email to RoyceDerm LLC, stating its unapproved 'Herpes Relief Cream' - promoted with genital-hand photos and a URL that misspells 'herpes' five times - could lead trusting customers to infertility, sepsis, or death.
LeBron James commutes from Manhattan by chopper and pushes gambling booze after admitting Philly was never his top pick, clashing with the city's embrace of Lane Johnson's 14-season Eagles grind and family-first retirement.
After 30 years of bureaucratic blue balls, the Smithsonian stuffs its Latino museum into a 145-year-old storage shed it already owned.
Energy Minister promises an equally serious reaction as Houthi missiles and drones strike Saudi airports and oil facilities.
