Still true, still filthy. Page 15 of the back catalog, newest first.
Prosecutors unload on a last-minute defense demand for every photo and email in cooperating witness Mario Juarez's iCloud and Microsoft accounts, built on the theory that pleading guilty makes your cloud storage public domain. They couldn't name a single fucking thing they think was withheld.
Elon Musk calls Mukesh Ambani 'Prime Minister' while his licensed, partnered, fully-ready-to-go satellite internet service sits in a security-check purgatory with no timeline, no transparency, and no customers.
The 'Acclaimed' rapper's TNA debut ends with a career-ending bar so catastrophically stupid it should be studied.
The AI safety nerds at Anthropic say your smart fridge and TV could be shitting out self-copying code by 2026, because why the fuck not.
President claims ‘agreement’ to stop hitting power grids, as Ukraine reports fresh strikes and Russia vows to keep fighting.
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s Thanksgiving message urges national unity a week before Albertans head to the polls on a non‑binding secession referendum.
A real estate shill and a single corporate campus are the entire basis for a new Silicon Valley, according to a 'luxury expert' and a press release.
Mayor Zohran Mamdani, in a stunning forensic analysis, says the feds who shot a guy in a car looked like Columbine cosplayers.
Harper's Magazine to present award for championing free speech to a woman who publicly whined it's a pain in the ass for her content-moderation schemes.
A Phoenix Sky Harbor traveler tried to hide fentanyl, methamphetamine and ketamine inside a tampered Apple Mac mini, but TSA officers spotted the odd X‑ray image and seized the contraband.
The mayor announces a weak-sauce internal look at police violence that pointedly ignores his own big talk about disbanding brutal units and ending bullshit arrests, proving his 'accountability' is just political flatulence.
A players' union survey finds that as women's football races toward a billion-dollar valuation, the actual players are mostly broke, stressed, and getting fuck-all support from the clubs cashing in.
The Browns' quarterback was treated like a tackling dummy, sacked eight times and looking like he'd forgotten how to complete a forward pass, as the entire 'he's back' narrative went straight into the shitter.
The NFL has dropped the hammer on the chronically unhinged linebacker after he turned a penalty into a bloody assault on a helmetless opponent. It's his latest entry in a career highlight reel of pointless, violent stupidity.
The Labor Minister's resignation over 'public attacks' from her own government allies exposes a ruling coalition so dysfunctional it's actively shitting on its own members while the country waits for basic fucking governance.
The mayor of Greater Manchester had a formal sit-down with Man City chairman Khaldoon Al Mubarak in 2021, just years after the club was cooking the books with hundreds of millions in 'sham' contracts. Transparency? About as clear as a fucking Etihad fog.
An independent panel found the club guilty of 'the greatest act of sustained cheating' in English football history. Now its players are talking about mental battles like a bunch of fucking idiots.
Zelensky says Russia blew up six energy sites hours after the US president's grand announcement, proving Putin gives less of a shit about Trump's deals than a stray dog gives about a 'No Pissing' sign.
With the sophistication of a toddler guarding a toy box, Brussels announces a quota to cap Chinese hybrid imports at 350,000 per year, a move so pathetically reactive it makes a startled goat look like Sun Tzu.
Hackers cranked the heat on refrigerators to a balmy 50 °C, turning hundreds of stores into disaster zones because some corporate dickheads didn't bother updating their software.
An FDA warning letter reveals a sunlamp maker's quality system is a fucking joke: they calibrated their UV-measuring device for visible light, had four whole risks in their plan, and requalified fire-damaged gear by wiping it off.
Judge Jennifer Rochon's temporary restraining order halts a $20 million ad campaign after over $12 million in public cash was already spent on what the White House defended by pointing to a Truth Social post.
The slow‑motion army of armored tanks now outnumbers its human neighbours in a staggering, shell‑backed landslide.
Markwayne Mullin says a firing‑squad execution of Nidal Hasan poses no heightened security risk, despite bipartisan criticism.
Roger Marshall pays bakery after being shamed online, claims ignorance of $678 bill from his own 2020 party. Owner says she hounded him for a year.
Kanishka Narayan says a breach is “likely, if not inevitable” and outlines a plan that leans on the AI Security Institute to patch the gaps.
After much deliberation, the bloc announces its largest‑ever list of names to ignore, targeting over 1,000 parts of Russia's war machine with the devastating power of administrative filing.
A BBC Panorama investigation finds the global accountancy giant’s Cyprus branch allegedly helped Roman Abramovich hide $672 million in assets via backdated paperwork, because why pay tax when you can just lie?
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said Kyiv welcomed Trump’s announcement but noted ongoing Russian attacks on energy sites in Kyiv and Kharkiv.
Nigel Farage's party pledges to solve asylum backlog by shredding every application, firing the judges, and deporting everyone in sight.
