Still true, still filthy. Page 16 of the back catalog, newest first.
Nigel Farage's party pledges to solve asylum backlog by shredding every application, firing the judges, and deporting everyone in sight.
Manchester City’s 3‑0 win over a 10‑man Liverpool at Anfield proves money can buy a perfect start, even after a guilty verdict.
Prime Minister orders a manhunt for ghosts who told an inconvenient truth.
The actor, playing an L.A. mayoral candidate in his new film, says he’s disillusioned by real‑world politics and won’t endorse any mayoral hopeful.
The ambassador allegedly tried to sell U.S. influence to pay a credit‑card bill. The top diplomat is furious she kept showing up to his events.
A new GAO audit finds the jam-resistant GPS signal the military spent 20+ years and untold billions on is still “years away.” The backup plan? A star-gazing computer that doesn't work when it's cloudy. The Army says full rollout is 2049.
President bypasses U.S. law, funds Putin’s war, and gets a thimble of fuel so his trucker fans won’t notice he’s fucking them.
The president's desperate, timed-for-election diesel deal with Putin is a useless trickle of fuel for a fire he lit himself.
The state's weekend kidnapping of 2,000 citizens and their insect‑themed leaders backfires as the roaches get the last laugh - and a minister's scalp.
Grassley’s Oct. 8 letter to Durbin lays out the Arctic Frost greatest hits: spied-on congressmen, a 430-name fishing expedition, 800 withheld pages of emails. The Democrats’ move was to complain about Grassley.
The GAO handed them three tasks: inventory your vulnerable systems, price out the fix, and test the new locks. Not one of 24 agencies finished. The kicker: the people protecting your encryption admit they don't have encryption expertise.
In a BBC documentary, the Queen Consort shared the shocking tale of her illicit, torch-lit rendezvous with a novel, framing it as a daring act of literary defiance for her uneducated generation.
After a judge told him he can't ban reporters he doesn't like from the White House, a seething Trump resorts to barring them from his magic plane, only to watch the entire press corps tell him to fuck off.
After a Texas judge farted out a ruling, the feds decided to just stop trying to make people register their silencers and sawed-offs, opting for nationwide surrender to avoid a 'confusing legal landscape'.
The ex-president stages a Friday night sideshow in upstate New York to boost Bruce Blakeman’s hopeless bid against Kathy Hochul while promising White House favors that depend on him winning first and then pretending the state’s problems started yesterday.
Michael Bogle, 38, used his freedom from a prison‑easing scheme to get busted for detergent theft in under 96 hours, costing cops 27 hours and nearly two grand.
Anthropic's Claude AI submitted a fabricated homicide tip via a public website, prompting police to flag it as spam and sparking criticism of the company's delayed response.
Las Vegas Aces star secures a historic fifth MVP trophy and receives a congratulatory voice message from the former vice president while her team fights for survival in the playoffs.
Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered Eduardo Bolsonaro to begin serving a four‑year sentence and cancelled his Brazilian passport.
A decade of unexplained ailments among U.S. spies fuels a clash between weapon‑theory and psychogenic explanations.
Massive police and paramilitary presence floods Delhi as the state scrambles to block a satirical 'Cockroach' march demanding answers on 130 million voter deletions.
Reese's 22 points capped a choke-job so complete the Liberty forgot how to score in the fourth quarter, booking Atlanta's first finals trip in 13 years.
The House Judiciary clown car hands out 'Most Wanted' trading cards for migrants, while local DAs say the whole thing is a dick-swinging fantasy.
The Miami Dolphins receiver changed his story about putting a hole in a wall - blaming a door - while copping to being a profane, insult-spewing husband in divorce trial.
State-funded voter pamphlet abandons all pretense, devolves into screaming match about 'MAGA billionaires' and 'bipartisan solutions'.
Russia’s “Google” reports serious damage and suspended operations at its Sasovo and Kaluga hubs, leaving AI chatbots and smart‑home features temporarily offline.
AI-Assisted Heist Leaves Seoul's Cyber Defenses Pissing Themselves
At a Syracuse rally, President Trump laments not getting the 2026 peace award, attacks the committee as ‘enemies of civilization’ and the winner as a nobody.
In a move that redefines political cowardice, the governor opts into a federal tax credit scheme for private schools while swearing her love for public education remains undiminished.
In a stunning reversal of U.S. sanctions policy, the president announces a deal to slurp up Russian fuel, which experts say is a symbolic gesture that will do fuck-all for prices.
