Still true, still filthy. Page 17 of the back catalog, newest first.
After a start so pathetic it could make a corpse wince, United's limp attack, injured stars, and the ghost of Rashford have made a game against the league's worst team feel like a Champions League final.
Authorities retrieve two stolen Renoirs, confirming thieves abandoned half their loot during the escape.
After a year of customers howling like they'd been kicked in the candy cane, the warehouse giant drops the price of its holiday treat by four whole dollars.
A House report reveals the Democratic fundraising giant's 'passport verification' just counted characters, its fraud team was told to ignore every red flag, and Biden's former White House counsel warned the CEO may have lied to Congress.
Prize for defending law triggers immediate middle finger from former reality star administration
A federal watchdog found the state's flagship volunteer program, California Volunteers, was run with the financial rigor of a kindergarten bake sale. Its subrecipient CivicWell billed for $10.8 million it can't prove it spent, and the governor's office program refuses to claw it back.
The SEC says Gökçe Güven raised $6.7 million for her startup Kalder by showing investors one set of fake financials while her bookkeeper kept the real ones. She inflated revenue by nearly 400%, counted pilot programs as customers, and has already pleaded guilty to criminal fraud for the same shit.
After the ICC warrant for Putin, Moscow's legal clown car issues retaliatory extradition demands for nine court officials, drawing an immediate 'fuck off' from Japan.
Shelly George filed a 67-page, 199-paragraph AI-shit-gibberish lawsuit against Brooke Rollins. A federal judge recognized the chatbot's signature style, called it a forbidden 'shotgun pleading', and ordered her to file a human-written rewrite of 25 pages or less by October 19. No robots allowed.
Maritime and Coastguard Agency chief faces demands to quit after the official stats watchdog confirms her 'overwhelming backing' for a plan to stop paying coastguards was a complete fabrication, built on surveys that never even asked the fucking question.
Letitia James just secured up to $35 million from Alex Mashinsky and permanently barred him from doing business in the securities, commodities, and cryptocurrency industries. The Celsius founder told investors his platform was 'safer than a bank' while their assets were routinely used in high-risk strategies whose losses he concealed. He is serving 12 years in federal prison.
European Trade Commissioner Maros Sefcovic announced a preliminary agreement after Beijing talks that could slash Chinese hybrid and plug-in hybrid exports to the EU by more than 50 percent over four years while trimming duties on 4.5 billion dollars of European goods.
The global governing body of football is about to stage the world's most pathetic one‑man election, proving the entire opposition is a sack of cowardly, inert fuckwits.
Judge Sparkle Sooknanan ruled the DOJ’s “Voter List Maintenance Policy”, which demanded states’ unredacted voter rolls and pushed purges off a citizenship database “plagued with inaccuracies”, unlawful on four separate grounds. The Civil Rights Division, she noted, was forged in the civil rights movement to protect the vote; its new mission was “antithetical to its purpose and history”.
In a first for his blood-soaked tenure, Ron DeSantis cancels an execution after being told the prisoner has dementia and no clue what's happening, proving even he has a line when the optics are this fucking pathetic.
Prosecutors say 28‑year‑old Joshua Kerry harboured a “particular hostility to Reform” and an extreme left‑wing or anti‑establishment mindset, linking a charge of preparing terrorist acts to the murder of former minister Ann Widdecombe.
The French government has offered 3,000 additional supply teachers as a first concession to ongoing student demonstrations, which have seen thousands protest nationwide and resulted in numerous arrests.
A new internal memo carves out a 'Senate-confirmed' exemption, letting the Attorney General and others dive headfirst into the political swamp, a move ethics experts warn shreds decades of precedent and public trust.
The US military's plan to broadcast Nidal Hasan's December 3 firing squad live has the UN screaming torture, Hillary Clinton gagging, and the world comparing America to the shithole regimes of Iran and Afghanistan for its first military firing squad since 1945.
Mercedes boss, facing an 84-point gap and a failed upgrade, suggests critics are too dumb for F1 and should watch preschool TV instead.
Arizona's lawsuit reveals the app's own employees labeled its tricks 'coercive design tactics,' with safety tools designed to boost daily users, not cut screen time - because the goal was always to keep the dopamine flowing.
House Dems demand Ambassador Kimberly Guilfoyle’s records after she allegedly promised a donor Trump admin access for cash to pay her fucking credit card bill.
Parody video gets 1.7 million views, proving Modi government's biggest fear is a comedian with a phone and a point.
In a move that would make a petulant toddler look statesmanlike, the Trump administration escalated its war on the ICC, imposing sanctions and threatening to 'end' the court because it dares to investigate Americans.
After the Supreme Court told him to fuck off, the president launches a second clown-car tribunal to investigate the same bogus mortgage fraud claims, scheduling a 'public' hearing that's closed to the public.
Ethiopia cries 'all-out invasion' to the UN after Eritrean troops allegedly cross 60km into Tigray, only for drone strikes to blow their convoy to bits. Both governments now accuse each other of starting it, proving their peace deal was scribbled on a used napkin.
The trading app told the SEC its China ops were limited to R&D and that customer data could never leave the US. A class action says the core platform and data pipelines lived in China, the founder holds 79% voting power from the PRC, and shares cratered 19% once the House committee's findings hit.
A state audit found Newark Public Schools blew $566,000 on a basement gym used by seven staff members, a $2.5 million stalled museum, and $57,065 on a staff party with a rescue squad on standby. Criminal referrals have been made.
Miguel Baron, 62, allegedly paid sick people $150 to fill prescriptions at his Queens stores, bought their pills back for a few hundred, then billed Medicaid thousands for the same bottle. He spent the $31 million on Miami condos, luxury cars, and 2026 World Cup tickets before getting nabbed at LaGuardia trying to flee to Toronto on a one-way ticket.
The monarch used private funds to settle the dilapidation costs owed by his brother after the lease on the 30‑room Windsor mansion ended.
