Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
Attorneys for the Minnesota congresswoman are demanding the DOJ return her seized shit, calling the search a blatantly unlawful attack timed to fuck with her reelection.
Brazil’s electoral court had to order the fucking Zuckerverse to stop blatantly tilting its platforms for Bolsonaro, after Lula’s campaign exposed how AI image blocks and channel recommendations kept magically fucking the left. Meta’s excuse? A “combination of generic first names and election numbers.” Sure, you useless pricks.
Stanley E. Woodward, Jr. filed a 13‑page motion asking a federal judge to disqualify herself and to make public the audio of an October 12 hearing over a tree‑maintenance dispute at East Potomac Park.
Emails show the state’s top law‑enforcement office asked the ACLU and Prison Law Office for attorney recommendations for corrections work, raising conflict‑of‑interest concerns.
Half the staff makes six figures, CEO pockets three-quarters of a million, and the rank-and-file are so pissed they're unionizing while the billion-dollar vanity project's budget triples. Fucking class warfare in a tax-exempt wrapper.
President Trump’s indefinite waiver of the Lindsey Graham Russian Sanctions Act has lawmakers from both parties denouncing the move as a capitulation to Vladimir Putin.
A new federal rule restores bear baiting in Alaska's national preserves, a policy flip‑flop that required citing a TV indecency case and a mandatory 'clinic' to justify maybe ten dead bears a year.
Federal prosecutors announce charges against 16 'aliens' for illegal voting; 15 are lawful permanent residents, most are senior citizens, and one is an actual illegal alien. The star defendant is a 73-year-old German man allegedly voting since 2008.
A professional hand-wringer from a right-wing 'oversight' group, whose entire job is shrieking about Democrats, says a federal raid on a congresswoman's home means they 'probably got the goods,' offering the same deep analysis as a guy guessing what's in a wrapped Christmas present.
A GAO report details how presidential orders forced the National Nuclear Security Administration to cut 236 federal employees during a $200 billion weapons overhaul. The agency's genius plan to fill the gap? Artificial intelligence that isn't allowed anywhere near the classified nuclear facilities it's supposed to oversee.
A Biden-appointed federal judge told the Trump DOJ to fuck off, ruling its lawsuit to force New York City cops into immigration enforcement was a legally bankrupt attempt at federal conscription.
President puts brakes on bipartisan sanctions, announces diesel purchase from Moscow, and suggests Ukraine needs a new boss, all while blaming Kyiv for his own electoral anxieties.
After suing the ABA for fighting back against sanctions, the government tried to kick their law firm out of the case for 'knowing too much' - then confessed they have no fucking clue who knows what.
Acting deputy AG Trent McCotter warns California officials that processing votes from people the feds 'suspect' aren't citizens could land them in federal prison. This is not law enforcement; it's a pre-election intimidation wank.
A Biden-appointed judge told the former CIA director his frantic attempt to block evidence destruction was a fantasy built on fears that haven't happened, as he faces two grand jury probes.
At a rally where he was 80 minutes late and left supporters to roast, the former president claimed Jon Ossoff was ‘never elected,’ bragged about fictional $21 trillion investments, and explained war with Iran like a bad movie pitch.
Award‑winning writer Sarah Helm, married to UK national security adviser Jonathan Powell, posted on X in defence of the proscribed group Palestine Action, prompting police assessment and government distancing.
Congressional report details a 3,200% stock surge timed to a law Trump signed, with his 'blind trust' buying shares in the exact companies his administration shielded from price cuts on the day the bill passed.
Fired after five days of spectacular, credential-free failure, the ex-press secretary's main achievement was proving you can bullshit your way into the job, but not through a single briefing.
A proposal to force 25,000 preschoolers in Puerto Rico to learn exclusively in English, a language most of them and their teachers don't speak, is the brain-dead policy equivalent of trying to put out a fire with a flamethrower.
New Delhi’s streets are packed with pissed-off citizens after the government quietly erased 130 million voters, but officials say it’s just a little clerical spring cleaning. Sure, guys.
A leaderless protest group, terrified of losing, tries to solve voter suppression by flooding the system with more fucking voters than anyone can handle.
The Senator's daily 'No, for fuck's sake' tour continues to be met with a chorus of 'But what if you did, though?'
Deputy leader Colleen Harkin unveils a $2,000 private‑maternity subsidy and promises no changes to state abortion policy, sparking criticism that the move frames reproductive health as a false trade‑off.
