The facts
On 27 October 2026, Israel’s Central Elections Committee reported that 44.9 % of eligible voters had cast ballots by 2 p.m., the highest turnout since record‑keeping began in the 1970s. In a social‑media post that afternoon, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu urged right‑wing supporters to vote, asserting without evidence that “Muslim Brotherhood supporters are raiding the polling stations and stealing the election.” The Guardian noted the claim was unsourced. The same day a robocall, presented as if from Netanyahu, warned that Palestinian citizens were attempting to “steal the election,” falsely stating that three Ra’am party leaders had been caught with cash envelopes. The call also alleged that left‑wing women were driving Palestinian women to polling stations, a claim not illegal under Israeli law. A Netanyahu spokesperson did not respond to inquiries about the post or the call. Far‑right minister Itamar Ben Gvir posted a video from Kfar Qasim, a Palestinian‑majority town, echoing similar accusations.
Our take
This is how low these motherfuckers have sunk: using robo-calls pretending to be from the PM himself to spread lies about Palestinians stealing the election. What kind of cowardly piece of shit resorts to sending automated phone spam? And then there’s the cherry-picked ‘evidence’ – 'Muslim Brotherhood supporters are raiding polling stations' - sounds like something straight outta a paranoid fantasy novel. But hey, who needs actual proof when you're busy whipping up racial panic? The biggest troll in the room, Bibi, along with his clown friend Itamar Ben Gvir, thinks he can just crap out baseless accusations all over social media and get away with it. They’re like a pair of incontinent old men who can't control their diarrhea of deceit. Their strategy seems simple: vomit enough lies, and maybe some brain-dead followers will swallow it. I mean, seriously, accusing Ra'am party leaders of stuffing ballot boxes with cash? That’s kindergarten-level dirty tricks. You'd think they'd at least try to come up with something remotely believable, but nope! These dicks are way past embarrassment; they're basking in the stupidity they've unleashed. So here's the deal, folks: if you're one of those dimwitted souls voting based on Netanyahu's idiotic fear-mongering, congratulations - you're basically saying yes please to being played like a fiddle by a couple of cynical assholes. Keep getting manipulated, sheep. The whole country is basically run by a bunch of racist clowns at this point, and honestly, that's probably why turnout's through the roof - people want to see these dipshits get theirs. Oh wait, they already got ours. Shame there's no voter ID laws here… wouldn't want any real democracy creeping into this dumpster fire of a state. Asshole Netanyahu gets a special prize for most creative uses of bullshit in a single campaign season. He really brought his A-game: barefaced lying, scapegoating minorities, and even managed to sneak in a few free-floating conspiracy theories for good measure. Whatever else you say about him, he's certainly consistent - consistently disgusting, that is. Now let's tally up those votes...or should we let Bibi count them? Yeah right. Because nothing says 'legitimate process' like having the accused cheat give you a hand counting.
