Politics/Miracle of the Loaves and Volunteers
Exclusive Brethren leader denies knowledge of members volunteering for Liberal Party
‘No involvement whatsoever’ says church leader about his flock’s army of campaign workers.
Politics.
Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
Politics/Death Stream Debacle
Trump Scraps Snuff Film Plans After Realizing Even His Fans Have Stomachs
Bipartisan revulsion finally makes the showman blink, but the true horror is the circus we live in.
Politics/Powdered Donut Terrorism
Election Officials Get Love Letters from America's Shittiest Pen Pals
FBI probes mysterious powdery mail sent to state offices, because apparently democracy now runs on anthrax-lite and baking-soda-based terrorism.
Politics/Culinary Conspiracy
Supreme Court to Review Whether Cooking for Terrorists Bars Asylum
Justices will weigh if a Nigerian chef forced to feed a militant group can be denied asylum, a case that could reshape the definition of “material support.”
Politics/Geographic Incontinence
MS NOW Reports FBI Director in Russia, Forgets to Check Fucking Virginia
Kash Patel posts from Liberty University law‑enforcement event as network cites two anonymous sources to claim he 'landed' for secret Kremlin meetings.
Politics/Floppy-Disk Fascism
Justice Department Sues California After State Refuses to Use Its Mystery USB to Disenfranchise Voters
Feds show up with a mystery thumb drive, demand officials fuck with ballots, and then cry to a judge when told to get fucked.
Politics/Extreme Makeover: Cunt Edition
Reform UK Vetting Exposed as ‘Delete Your Posts’ Tutorial and Memory Test for Failed Candidates
Undercover sting reveals party chair coaching a reporter to scrub Tommy Robinson‑related posts before applying to be a councillor, and a candidate who says he failed vetting twice still getting a nod.
Politics/Annoying The Hell Out
Husband's Neighborly Plea Suggests Omar Probe Is a Real Doorbell-Dinger
As feds seize her phone and passport in immigration fraud raid, Tim Mynett's chief complaint is about the press disturbing the block's peace.
Politics/0 FOR 12: THE SANCTUARY LAWSUIT TOUR
A Federal Judge Just Tossed the Feds’ Sanctuary Lawsuit Against NYC. That Makes Twelve Straight Losses.
On October 15, Judge Ramón E. Reyes, Jr. granted New York City’s motion to dismiss the United States’ sanctuary-city case, noting in a footnote that every court before him had rejected the same argument. The feds keep suing. The feds keep losing.
Politics/JUDICIAL BULLDOZER
Newsom's 'Vigilante' Name-Tag Law Smashed by Court: 'Certain to Succeed' in Being Unconstitutional Shit
On Oct 14 the 9th Circuit ruled California cannot force non-uniformed federal officers to 'visibly display identification', finding the United States 'certain to succeed' on its Supremacy Clause claim and comparing the law unfavorably to traffic rules.
Politics/Spicy Dumbass Takes
Elizabeth Warren's 'Big Condiment' Panic Is the Dumbest Fucking Thing She's Ever Said
The Massachusetts Senator, facing real economic fires, decided to piss and moan about a hot sauce merger, getting herself absolutely roasted online by people who can tell a crisis from a condiment rack.
Politics/Discount Depravity
Jeffrey Donaldson's 15-Year Sentence Is a 50%-Off Fire Sale on Stolen Childhoods
Jeffrey Donaldson, former DUP leader, sentenced to 15 years for 18 child sex offenses including rape, gets 50% remission reducing prison time.
Politics/TERRIBLE DRESS CODE
St. Paul's City Council Decides the Real Danger to ICE Agents Is Not Doxxing, But Their Own Goddamn Ski Masks
Council members celebrated laws forcing federal agents to wear name tags and show their faces, citing 'simple' logic. The Justice Department sued the mayor, city attorney, and police chief, pointing out the 39 local doxxing cases, the facial-recognition apps hunting agents' kids, and the fact that four other courts already told them to go fuck themselves.
Politics/Phones, Subpoenas, and Bullshit
Feds Snatch Ilhan Omar's Phone, Subpoena the Whole Damn Family Tree in Immigration Paperwork Probe
FBI agents raided the congresswoman's D.C. home and grabbed her phone weeks before the midterms, while a grand jury issues subpoenas to relatives over potential fraud in her immigration filings - because nothing says 'clean paperwork' like a federal search and a dozen legal summonses.
Politics/Glitch in the System
Texas Election Officials Screw Up Voter Registrations in Massive Glitch
A massive Texas computer glitch left almost 600,000 voter registrations stuck in limbo, sparking a lawsuit and raising fresh concerns about voter suppression ahead of the 2026 election.
Politics/Bipartisan Bullshit Detector
DOJ's Legal Logic So Fucked It Unites Gorsuch and Sotomayor in Mockery
In a joint statement, Justices Gorsuch and Sotomayor eviscerate the government's 'constitutional absurdity' of prosecuting a man for staying put after a court ordered him not to leave, proving even Supreme Court enemies can bond over federal stupidity.
Politics/Ego Construction
Obama's Billion-Dollar Ego Dome Triples Budget, Subs Contractors
Obama's billion-dollar Chicago monument to himself is now a monument to financial incontinence.
Politics/Stiff Upper Litigation
Donald Trump Files $10 Billion Defamation Lawsuit Against BBC for Editing His 'Peaceful' January 6th Speech
The former president claims a BBC 'Panorama' episode gave the 'mistaken impression' he called for violence, prompting a legal battle where the broadcaster is serving papers to his kids while a Guardian columnist argues the BBC's institutional stubbornness makes it a uniquely formidable opponent.
Politics/GRAVE ELECTORAL CONCERNS
Rahul Gandhi Asks Supreme Court to Protect the Sacred Right of Dead People to Vote
After failing to win the living, the opposition leader petitions to halt the removal of 130 million ghosts, dupes, and fictional immigrants from the rolls.
Politics/EXTRAORDINARILY ORDINARY
Sherrod Brown's FCC Tantrum Gets a Second Supreme Court Slapdown
After the Court told him to wait his turn in September, Brown's legal team ran back to a rogue appeals court demanding a decision in 48 hours. The justices just called their bullshit.
Politics/Clown Car Politics
Democratic Super PAC Pisses Away Millions on Lost Causes While Trump Begs for Votes and Free Planes
The Senate Majority PAC shovels cash into Michigan and Maine after pulling out of winnable races, proving money can't buy a clue. Meanwhile, Trump tours backwater towns to grift for GOP nobodies and drool over a free jet.
Politics/BUREAUCRATIC DIARRHEA
Zeldin's EPA Just Shit Its Pants, Then Asked the Public to Comment on the Stain
The agency extended the deadline for 8,200 polluters' emissions reports because its own website wasn't ready, skipped public comment because it was 'impracticable', and now wants feedback on a rule already in effect.
Politics/ZERO-FUCKING-MARGIN FOR SUGGESTIONS
AOC and Five Other Dickheads Want to Ground the FAA's Fancy New Suggestion Box
Congressional letter demands the FAA prove a flight‑scheduling recommendation can't kill anyone, invokes a past crash, and blames Trump for a 90‑day test that's already happening.
Politics/FEDERAL SHRUGGERY
DEA Does Fucking Algebra to Decide When Your Bag Is a Felony, Then Admits the Legal Dose Might Kill You
The agency's October 14 notice sets the magic numbers for two obscure chemicals: over 1 mg/g or a specific ratio and it's Schedule I. Below that line, the DEA's official position is a cowardly 'we haven't said it's safe, so good luck, asshole.'