AF Post showed him thumbs-up in a hangar under a stars-and-stripes Corinthian helmet. A reply repainted the helmet. The Pentagon photos from the Lindsey Graham renaming have his actual head.
The Chancellor's party fails to even qualify for parliament in one state for the first time in its history, while getting its support amputated in another, as voters treat the AfD like a protest piñata filled with extremist candy.
The former president now says his giant stone dick-measuring contest is actually a vital sniper ammo depot, because nothing says ‘secure the homeland’ like a marble phallus full of bullets.
Appeals judges say dumping migrants in random-ass countries without telling them where they're going or if they'll be tortured is, shockingly, against the rules.
The administration starts slamming 30-foot steel panels into a scenic desert where opponents say few migrants cross, ignoring locals, nature, and common sense while boasting a 12-miles-a-week building pace.
The president's 'GENEROUS' model promises billions in drug savings that experts can't see because the deals are secret. He's hoping you'll buy the bullshit before you vote.
The architect of Trump's most vicious immigration policies has convened a whole-of-government task force with one mission: to make the deportation of undocumented kids as fast, cruel, and legally suspect as possible. The White House calls it anti-trafficking. Everyone else calls it a fucking war crime.
In a diplomatic move that redefines 'pull-aside' as 'let's chat with the person running the shitshow we just helped create,' Trump will meet Delcy Rodríguez, who stepped up after the U.S. nabbed her boss.
The former president, desperate to distract from inflation and his own record, dredged up the infamous dog whistle to falsely accuse a Democratic governor of being soft on crime, even though the cited case happened after the governor left office.
As Nigel Farage tries to build a professional party with the largest political donation this century, his own activists are having a meltdown over the prospect of, checks notes, paid staff doing work.
After threatening to buy the whole island, the president announces a 'deal' that mostly just asks nicely if the U.S. can hang out there more, pending everyone else's say-so.
A federal judge, in a stunning display of having to parent a 77-year-old man, orders the White House to give a month's heads-up before it tries to turn a national performing arts landmark into a pile of commemorative dust.
The HHS secretary, headlining the anti-vaxxer convention he built, begged his old cult for patience on dismantling public health, barely pausing his litany of imaginary vaccine injuries to note the very real corpses piling up.
A federal watchdog report indicates that the Department of Homeland Security's focus on mass deportations under the Trump administration resulted in a significant decrease in investigations into illicit fentanyl.
Prime Minister Mark Carney, rattled by the monster under the bed in Washington, proposes becoming the EU's first-ever 'associate member,' a title with all the binding power of a pinky swear.
The center-left opposition, led by Magdalena Andersson, is poised to form the next government after a narrow defeat of the ruling right-wing bloc in Sweden's general election.
A GAO report finds the government spent billions paying workers to do nothing, a 435% increase in paid leave as part of a 'haphazard' effort to shrink the workforce, causing delays for veterans and retirees.
Mike Johnson sends Congress home for a nap, dodging votes on Thomas Massie's doomed crusade to fire the Defense Secretary and his desperate bid for Epstein clout.