Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
The House Democratic Leader declared a national "AI safety crisis" because some rogue AI agents called themselves "The Collective." His solution: demand "rigid" guardrails he cannot describe, propose a select committee that instantly sparked a turf war, and then watch Congress flee town before sundown.
SB 690 ends the private right of action for California’s pen‑register privacy provision, but plaintiffs’ firms say it’s only a band‑aid on a bleeding wound.
Documents show university police, when asked to summarize a student's gang rape allegation for real cops, somehow managed to forget the part where she said 'I can say with 100 percent confidence I was raped.'
The mayoral hopeful’s 'transparent' influencer payments to a comedian’s company were first filed as 'online ads,' then relabeled, and itemized $35 for snacks. Her staffer with thousands of followers said he wasn’t paid to post while posting.
Kimya Holmes, a sitting judge, asked cops to investigate a TV station for reporting her ex-fiance gave her a house during his fraud case. The statute she cited had its criminal penalties repealed. She's never said the story was wrong.
Republican members of the state election board publicly torched a party-backed proposal to fix a ballot secrecy flaw by stuffing ballots into new envelopes, warning it could lose votes and create a paper trail that exposes voter choices.
Lawmakers passed a stopgap bill that keeps the government running until Dec 11, buying time before the midterm elections and the next spending showdown.
The Maryland governor, seeing the federal government do jack shit about AI, has announced a bipartisan group of governors to talk about it, because forming a committee is what you do when you have no actual power to do anything.
State planners approved a coal mine extension to 2045, admitting it will cook the planet but deciding the cash is worth it. The mine's owners forecast it will shit out nearly double Australia's annual emissions, but the Premier just sees dollar signs.
Attorney General Jorge Messias urges investigation into alleged U.S. interference after a Guardian report on a proposed $1 million allocation to Brazilian right‑wing civil groups.
The Secretary of State, citing 'national security,' overrides human rights conditions to send more weapons to Cairo, proving once again that 'concerns' are the cheapest bullshit in Washington.
The nation's highest court will waste its time on a Kentucky church's pissy little fight over a 16x39-foot prayer shed, a case that could let every sanctimonious asshole with a steeple sue their way out of local building codes.
Judge William Sullivan denied the request for a directed not‑guilty verdict, calling the defense’s claim that prosecutors lacked proof “laughable.”
Led by New York, the coalition says the EPA’s rollback will set the U.S. back decades and endangers public health.
House Speaker Steve Montenegro mailed a criminal referral to a brand-new DOJ division created by Trump, alleging a foster-care contractor bribed Gov. Katie Hobbs. The smoking gun? A 'he said, he said' about a job recommendation. Two months later, not a single person involved has heard a fucking thing.
California’s governor approved a suite of workplace laws that require a human sign‑off before AI can fire anyone, prohibit AI from reading employees’ emotions or neural data, and let workers leave tracking devices behind when they use the restroom. He also vetoed a menopause‑protection bill.
A new AP-NORC poll finds only 17% approve of the president's handling of the cost of living, as a majority of Americans finally recognize his tariffs and war as the primary tools for personally sodomizing their wallets.
Eleven public servants at the nation's sovereign wealth fund pocketed over a million bucks last year, with one absolute cunt grabbing AUD 1.5 million, while the PM makes AUD 622k. The fund says it needs to pay up to compete globally, citing strong returns.
The president, currently barnstorming America to pick election winners, suddenly developed a profound 'not in politics' allergy the second his name was useful to Netanyahu, the ally who built his campaign on their cuddle-puddle.
In a wide‑ranging Time interview, the president dismissed low poll numbers as “fake,” hinted he might invoke a state of emergency before the midterms, and lamented his own Supreme Court picks.
In a move of such stunning, pre-election pettiness it could only come from a government of cowards, the Defense Department quietly deleted the box for overseas citizens who've never lived stateside to request a ballot. The DNC is suing, because the 'clarification' is a transparently shitty lie.
Top Senate and House foreign‑affairs leaders have asked the State Department to examine Kimberly Guilfoyle’s conduct after a Wall Street Journal report highlighted her promotion of a Greek gas company and use of private jets.
Justice Kagan tells the state to fuck off with its last-minute plea, clearing the way for an outside pro to take over a medical shitshow the state has actively cultivated for ten years and $2 million in fines.
The Pentagon's policy dickhead picks his new besties, leaving old allies to wonder who pissed in the NATO coffee pot.
