Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
The New York mayor, who built his brand on being the war criminal's jailer, is now clutching his pearls because Bibi used his name in a speech. The architect of genocide has a shaming for you, you whiny little prick.
A secret internal document named after the boss catalogs the bureau's past failures, serving as the cornerstone of his ongoing campaign to purge anyone who ever looked at Donald Trump funny.
The nation's highest bench, fresh from doing its real work in the 'shadow docket' shitter, will now pretend to deliberate on climate, guns, and whether Catholics can be bigots with your tax dollars.
Proposition 40 is a one-time 5% wealth tax on Californians with over $1 billion, made retroactive to January 1 so leaving early doesn't save you. The state makes billionaires value their own shit, fines their appraisers into ruin, and even Gavin Newsom thinks it's a fucking stupid idea.
The Trump administration wants to cut mileage standards from over 50 mpg to under 35 while gas is $4.30 a gallon. Its own agency’s math says drivers will pay $1,624 more at the pump. Sean Duffy calls that ‘leadership’ and you’re the fucking mark.
Tennessee Execution Team Tries to Kill Christa Pike, Nearly Kills Her in the Dumbest Way Possible Instead
After agents fired guns in more than a dozen vehicle encounters that left at least four dead, ICE memo orders officers not to engage in high‑speed chases and requires specific training for traffic stops.
Joshua Kerry, already charged with killing Ann Widdecombe, now faces a terror charge for allegedly plotting a 26‑month campaign against Nigel Farage, proving some pricks really need a hobby.
The president demands $54 billion for an Alaskan gas pipe, contradicting Seoul's claim they only agreed to look at it, then vows tariff punishment if they don't sign a check that hasn't been offered.
A Princeton researcher showed how a dumb AI can trivially link voters to their 'secret' ballots using public records, sending the state's election clowns into a last-minute shit-fit.
State officials were told in March and July their system was shitting the bed. They lied that it was fixed. Then a Deloitte update they never tested dumped 500,000 registrations into the void weeks before the election.
An Obama-appointed judge issues a preliminary injunction blocking the firing of U.S. Attorney Roger Rogoff, forcing the Justice Department to recognize him as the rightful officeholder and prompting a White House meltdown about 'activist judges.'
The Defense Secretary’s video about ‘every single opportunity’ to vote is a sick joke. His own department killed the fax service that sent ballots home, rewrote forms to trip voters up, and backed court fights to toss out military votes. A day off doesn't fix the mess you made, you absolute cunt.
Administration spins weaker‑than‑expected jobs report as vindication, while everyday Americans see the opposite.
The senator is under investigation for allegedly asking a fraudster for movie money. His defense? It was just a friendly chat with a guy who stole 7.7 billion dollars. Brazil's elite is a clown car of grifters.
The funding bill died 54-44, nowhere near the 60 needed. The House is closed for business. 750,000 federal workers are about to lose $400 million a day. America's leaders are posting memes, pointing fingers, and catching early flights home.
Some absolute cunt in the payroll department used 2020 wages to calculate 2024 backpay, showering 900 cops with five-figure windfalls. Now the city has to beg their union for the money back, and not one pig apparently noticed their check was $32,000 too big.
House Speaker Steve Montenegro, a fucking clown, burned a third of a million public dollars on a dead-end investigation and mailed his bullshit to the DOJ, which promptly filed it in the round cabinet. Now the Arizona Senate is starting the fourth taxpayer-funded circle-jerk into the same $550,000 donor.
The court’s new nine‑month term opens with cases on mandatory detention, rapid deportations and a challenge to the transgender‑military ban, keeping the justices busy testing the limits of Trump’s executive agenda.
Officials sat on a court order for 10 days, processed a pathetic 83 visas a day, then invented mandatory 'training' to delay further. The judge called their speed 'unprecedented glacial.'
The 'historic' government shrinkage promised billions in savings but delivered a catastrophic plunge in IRS revenue, proving the MAGA brain trust can't do basic arithmetic.
AI-generated fake people are vacuuming up federal student aid because the government forgot to ask for a fucking ID.
The Ministry of Justice's 'toughest supervision in British history' involves releasing thousands of criminals with nowhere to live, then hoping they don't reoffend. The only people happy are the ones getting out.
A year‑long hunt for a “grand conspiracy” produced no charges, lost two of Trump’s hand‑picked prosecutors, and exposed the effort as a baseless, evidence‑free crusade against his perceived enemies.
