The facts
Nidal Hasan, the former army psychiatrist who killed 13 people at Fort Hood on 5 November 2009, is scheduled to be executed by firing squad on 3 December 2026 at Fort Hood, Texas, at 1 p.m. A defense‑department official confirmed the execution will be livestreamed. The Pentagon announced the public nature of the execution, saying it will demonstrate “serious consequences” for such attacks. Hasan was sentenced to death by a military jury in 2013 and has been held at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas, since. He exhausted his appeals last year, clearing the way for the sentence to be carried out. The last US military firing‑squad execution occurred in November 1945. The Trump administration has pushed to reinstate firing squads as a capital‑punishment method.
Our take
So the Pentagon, under a leadership that apparently thinks a public execution is a good PR stunt, has decided to turn a state‑sanctioned killing into a fucking livestream. This isn’t justice; it’s a grisly infomercial. They’re treating the execution of Nidal Hasan, a terrorist who murdered 13 people, like it’s a new season drop on Netflix. Tune in December 3 to watch a firing squad do its work, because apparently the ‘serious consequences’ for mass murder aren’t real unless you can watch them buffering on your phone while you take a shit. The Pentagon initially classified the Fort Hood massacre as “workplace violence,” a bureaucratic piss‑stain that screwed over victims’ benefits for years. Now, to atone for being absolute cowards, they’ve decided to become absolute ghouls, reviving a method not used since 1945 because the Trump admin has a hard‑on for antiquated brutality. Hegseth, a commentator, has been pushing the idea of a public demo, and a defense‑department official is now confirming the livestream. It’s a pathetic spectacle of vanity from a department that couldn’t properly investigate Hasan’s terrorist emails beforehand. They failed at prevention, so now they’re excelling at theater. Making a public event out of a corpse because they’re too incompetent to project strength through anything but a snuff film reeks of a desperate, blood‑soaked PR stunt. Every citizen tuning in is a complicit prick, and the whole thing is a grotesque reminder that the government can still turn death into a click‑bait show.
