Power, money, and the lying fucks who think you won’t notice.
Surveys show the 75‑year‑old Federal Constitutional Court is losing public confidence, with analysts debating reforms that range from advertising judge vacancies to letting the AfD nominate candidates.
Fairshake and its PACs sit on $120 million and will blast six candidates with $1 million each plus undisclosed sums for 26 more, all because Senate Democrats blocked the CLARITY Act in September while the group already torched nearly $30 million chasing Sherrod Brown.
Pen‑pushers and AI‑cowards torch 12,000 books in a year, proving the only thing they fear more than a gay penguin is a thinking child.
High court refuses appeal from mother whose sons faced removal orders in 2022, leaving lower ruling intact that treats the phrase as coded vulgarity unfit for class while Trump gear apparently slides by
He paid $1.7 million in cash lumps to hide abuse in a motel room, kept a recliner with a view of the boys’ showers, and his legacy ends with a judge calling him a serial child molester.
The Supreme Court declined to hear an appeal from Roy Moore, who sought to restore a defamation verdict against a political action committee that funded an advertisement during his 2017 Senate campaign.
The president’s latest brain-fart on global finance would torch the economy, leaving experts to wonder if his ‘STRONG AND SMART’ self-assessment skipped the ‘smart’ part.
Supreme Court notices the Election Commission after Gyanesh Kumar allegedly rammed through list revisions over the objections of his two fellow commissioners, opening the door to the entire exercise getting yanked if records confirm the one-man show.
Fox News Sunday panel watches the Ohio showdown while Erick Erickson slams both parties for feeding voters a “crap sandwich” of scandal‑riddled candidates.
Constitutional Clown Car Crashes Over Cunt's Cringey Instagram Caption
With a name that sounds like a rejected Saturday morning cartoon villain, the ex-president's new AI policy team is a clown car of grifters and corporate dickheads tasked with ‘getting their arms around’ the future.
Barnaby Joyce insists the party will pay 'commercial rates' to rent the mining billionaire's freshly acquired Brisbane office building, claiming he doesn't 'live in her pocket'.
Donald Trump posted a multi-paragraph tantrum on Truth Social Sunday morning, accusing Fox & Friends of ignoring his Ohio rally and threatening that MAGA viewers would abandon the network. The only problem, per Mediaite, is that the show had literally just discussed the rally moments before he shit his pants online.
ULTRAVIOLETACTION and ProtectNYKids CEO Gary Greenberg demand Gov. Kathy Hochul call an emergency session now to close the voluntary‑intoxication loophole that shields the “Cornell 7.” Hochul says the fix can wait until the 2027 session.
Her chief of staff's 25-page legal claim paints a portrait of a mayor allegedly hammered, homophobic, racist, and ethically bankrupt. Aitken denies the slur. The city is hiring an investigator.
Trump introduced his Senate endorsee as a guy who 'may not dress right, talk exactly perfectly, or be the best looking guy' he's ever seen. Leaked audio admits the big show 'dropped our numbers.' A quarter of his own party calls him 'very' honest. His ex-wife divorced him on 'biblical grounds.' He stole a pen.
The TV doctor turned CMS chief, armed with a task force and a list of ghosts, claims victory over phantom Obamacare accounts and people without Social Security numbers.
The president’s desperate, China‑fearing defense of power‑sucking AI barns lands with the sound of crickets in a crucial Senate battleground.
After a £500 million 'oopsie' on discrimination, the city's geniuses decide the solution is fire-and-rehire, because if you can't do math, just do crime.
The Supreme Court’s resident sourpuss reveals his yearly tradition of wondering if he’s finally done enough damage.
Troy Jackson’s campaign is a boba-fueled apology tour. He called it “unfortunate” that Jewish Mainers won’t call Gaza a genocide, then ‘misspoke.’ His big ad is a cringey milk tea clip his own influencers beg him to delete. Democrats feel good.
Polls open, new anti‑fraud tech causes delays, and a convicted politician barred from office still steers the Serb entity’s victory while declaring Bosnia a corpse.
After resigning as president for no clear reason, the political barnacle launches his prime‑minister campaign by accusing students of being foreign agents.
The nation chooses between an old leftist and a jailbird's kid whose dad's digital ghost is whispering sweet coup nothings.
