Politics/WRONG COUNTRY, STILL TALKING
Trump skips Ground Zero 9/11 memorial so he can sell his Iran war at the Pentagon.
New York won't let politicians speechify on the names. He went to Virginia, talked anyway, and asked for a clap about nukes.
Older stories.
Still true, still filthy. Page 41 of the back catalog, newest first.
Politics/HE SAID THE AIR WAS FINE
NYC hid 9/11 air files for 25 years after telling people to mop toxic dust. Bloomberg still chairs Never Forget.
Wet rags were the cleanup. He said the air was fine. 453 firefighters died of it. He kept the museum.
Politics/FAMILY BUSINESS
DHS says Ilhan married her brother to sneak him in. The case is still a stage interview.
Markwayne Mullin told Benny Johnson the government knows. He also said they are investigating. Those two sentences do not live in the same universe unless you work in cable.
Politics/THE PIT
New York elected a lecture and stood it on 2,977 corpses.
Families asked Mamdani to skip the pit. He went. AOC stood there grinning like it was a climate march. The clip is the story.
Culture/SHANKSVILLE
Flight 93 was a plane full of Americans. Your timeline is a plane full of cowards.
The passengers voted, rushed the cockpit, and put a jet in a field so the Capitol could stay standing. The commemorative posts still need a disclaimer.
Culture/GATESIDE
We spent 25 years fingering Nana at the checkpoint because we were too pussy to look at the right faces.
Gateside lets PreCheck wander the gate with no ticket, on the eve of the anniversary. The hijackers had tickets.
World/GROUND ZERO
Nineteen goat-loving jihadis flew the planes. Your mayor giggled on their graves.
25 years later the names get read in the hole. The clip on X is Mamdani and AOC laughing. The roster is still Saudi, Emirati, Egyptian, Lebanese.
Culture/HOPE MILLS
Two cops, one woman, one gun. The trooper is charged with murder.
Nekime Oxendine, Highway Patrol, indicted in the March shooting of Capt. Adam Bean in a Hope Mills yard. Warrants say both dated the same woman. No bond.
Culture/SIX FEET
The judge told him to stay six feet from ass. California will let him out in 170 days.
Calese Crowder, 39, the viral butt sniffer. Parole said keep six feet from people's butts. He crouched in stores again. County jail. Then the street.
Politics/CDL TIP LINE
ICE wants you to snitch on truckers. They already named the Jeet and the Haitian.
New 24/7 CDL fraud tip line. DHS listed the crashes, the coke, and a license that said No Name Given Anmol. Dial 866-347-2423 if you see something.
Politics/USUAL RESIDENCE
Count the citizens. Skip the illegals. Pretend the House still represents the country.
Commerce wants 2030 House seats from citizens and green cards only. Also dumping race questions off the short form. Comments due October 13. Lawyers already stretching.
Culture/ARCADE.GOV
The White House cloned Tetris to brick Mexicans. Tetris said no, retard.
arcade.gov, "Zombie Border Siege." Tetris: not us, copyright. Game 404. Snake game "Rio Run" still rounding people up.
Culture/BOOSTER CLUB
She robbed the football kids for the mortgage. The FBI used a bullhorn. The team is 0-3.
Julie Hanway Molina, booster treasurer. $411,761 alleged. Fake reports to the board. Agents at the house: come out with your hands up.
Culture/PRINCIPAL
He unlocked the girls locker room. Then the pervert went to watch.
Brooke High, West Virginia. Four hidden cameras. The suit says he let her in and vanished. Eleven students are suing. The kids are not the joke. He is.
Culture/GATESIDE
They spent 25 years treating grandma like a jihadi. Now PreCheck gets the gate for free.
Gateside. Apply 1 to 3 days out. 13 airports. No ticket. The day before the 25th anniversary of the attacks that locked the gate in the first place.
World/CAMP SIX
Work permit. ICE check-ins. No rap sheet. Gitmo anyway, retard.
Adam Abdullah, St. Paul auto guy. Asylum 2023. They told him Cuba was a fuel stop. He has been in Camp Six two weeks. He says eight Somalis are in there.
Culture/TWO MINUTES
They parked Charlie in Times Square like a bounce house. Then the van ate him.
One year to the minute. Bronze FREEDOM hoodie. Two minutes in Times Square. Then a white van hauled him off because a guy showed up in a neck-shot hoodie.
World/PRIME AIR
One retard said too fast. The other landed anyway. Five men on the ground paid.
Two minutes of "slow down." No answer. Then a 767 ate a cleaning van at Miami.
Politics/ANOTHER CHECK
Yesterday five grand. Today five hundred. The man is a vending machine.
Trump says nearly a million people in 30 states get $500 in October for Biden-era exchange overcharges. Yesterday it was $5,000 if his party wins. The man is a vending machine with a flag on it.
Culture/WEST ALLIS HOOD ORNAMENT
They thought it was a hose. Then the hose looked at them.
West Allis, Wisconsin. Unused car. Dirty hose. Then it turned its head. A woman climbed on the hood and tickled it out of the wheel well. The snake is on a stray hold. They named it Liberace.
Culture/PRIVATE AND SECURE, LMAO
Hims sold your limp dick to Facebook. Then it billed you.
The FTC says the telehealth mill piped ED, hair loss, and the rest to Meta and Snap, charged you before a doctor, and hid the cancel button. Hims says the agency wanted a headline. Cute.
Tech/FLOCKED
Cops needed a driver. The camera found a woman. Close enough.
Lindsey Isaacs drove a Durango. A Flock plate reader saw a Durango. Three people were dead. Of course they grabbed her. The car had no damage. The color was wrong. They did it anyway.
Science/LAUGH, THEN THINK, THEN GAG
Cockroach milk beats the cow. The Jeets may drink it anyway.
The Ig Nobels left America, put on cockroach hats, and crowned protein crystals from a live-bearing roach. Also: buried underwear, rich people stealing candy, and a scientific definition of a kiss.
Culture/SEPTEMBER 10, 2026
Less than 24 hours until we remember the Arab Muslims who did 9/11. Some autist already queued 410 posts.
The 25th anniversary is tomorrow. The FBI still says 19 hijackers, all al Qaeda, 15 of them Saudi. The 2001 Live account is about to live-tweet the whole day like a ballgame. By hand.
World/OQTF MEANS NOTHING
France told him to leave in 2022. Étienne died for a phone anyway.
A Sudanese suspect under an OQTF is charged with beating a man to death on a Puteaux footbridge. He denies it. The order to leave was four years old.
World/DIGBETH, AFTER MIDNIGHT
Birmingham’s first halal food hall went up. The fire service will not say why yet.
Art Quarter in Digbeth burned six months after opening. BBC says cause unknown. The owner talks arson. X already picked a team.
Culture/TRANSFORMERS: AGE OF THE PRESS RELEASE
DHS told Mr. Singh he can’t drive. Hasbro told DHS to put the robot down.
Homeland Security posted Optimus Prime facing off against a Sikh-coded “Mr. Singh.” Then the toy company said, without permission, retard.
Politics/SKID ROW, INC.
They paid Skid Row to forge your name. The FBI finally showed up.
Feds say a guy called Lord paid homeless people in downtown L.A. to sign ballot petitions with stolen voter identities. California still pretends this is urban gardening.
Science/DUST BOWL, BEATEN
Hottest summer on the books. The nights would not even cool off.
NOAA says the Lower 48 just beat 1936 and 2021. Drought ate more of the map. The thermometer still does not have a party registration.
World/HORMUZ IS STILL A CHOKE POINT
Oil is back over a hundred. People are shooting at the boats, retard.
Brent cracked $100 as the U.S. and Iran went back to hitting ships. The war is in month seven. Your tank does not care about the speech in Dallas.