The facts
On Sunday, September 6, 2026, a Boeing 767 cargo jet flying for Amazon Air as 21 Air Flight 7598 overran Runway 30 at Miami International Airport after a flight from San Juan, Puerto Rico. The National Transportation Safety Board said the plane traveled about 1,300 feet past the paved surface, hit a van used by a plane-cleaning crew, then a compact SUV on a public road, and caught fire.
All five people who died were in the van. Five others were hurt. The two pilots survived and were interviewed Wednesday. An NTSB summary of the cockpit voice recording said that for nearly two minutes, one pilot repeatedly warned they were going too fast on approach and after touchdown. The other pilot never gave "a consistent verbal response."
Flight data released Tuesday showed an unsteady landing. The nose and right gear touched first. Brakes came on, then off. Throttles went to go-around power for about four seconds, then that was abandoned. Tracking estimates put first touchdown nearly halfway down the 9,360-foot runway. Strong winds and a possible tailwind are under review. The investigation is open.
Our take
One guy in the cockpit spent two minutes saying the obvious. The other one landed the box. That is not a mystery. That is two retards with a 767 and a clock.
Amazon wants your deodorant tomorrow. The men in the van were the ones who wipe the plane so the next Prime run can leave. They were sitting on a public road next to the runway. The jet still found them.
Do not punch the dead. Punch the landing. Punch the mute copilot. Punch the company that treats a 767 like a delivery van with wings. Two-day shipping is a religion. Five guys in a work van paid the tithe.
