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The White House cloned Tetris to brick Mexicans. Tetris said no, retard.

arcade.gov, "Zombie Border Siege." Tetris: not us, copyright. Game 404. Snake game "Rio Run" still rounding people up.

The facts

On September 3, 2026, the White House launched arcade-style games on its site. One was "Build the Wall," subtitled "Zombie Border Siege." Players stacked falling blocks to hold a line against figures coming from the Mexican side. BBC published screenshots of the start screen: "Stack Bricks. Hold the Line." Variety reported a "BORDER BREACHED" fail state.

On September 4, the official Tetris account posted that the company "was not involved in the creation of 'Build the Wall'" and that it takes "copyright infringement very seriously." It also said Tetris believes in "building people together, not dividing them." Kotaku noticed the game was gone. The page now 404s. The White House has not given BBC or TechCrunch an on-record reason.

Other games stayed up, including "Flappy Bill," a Flappy Bird clone with a bald eagle and Mall monuments, and "Rio Run," a Snake-style game where the player patrols the river and the score is how many people you "deport." BBC showed a "6 Deported" screen.

Our take

The government of the United States cloned Tetris so you could drop bricks on cartoon migrants. Then a Russian puzzle from 1984 sent a copyright note and the most powerful country on earth hit delete.

That is not strength. That is a child getting his Game Boy taken away. The wall game was stupid. The takedown because Alexey Pajitnov's company still owns rectangles is funnier than any speech in Dallas.

They left Rio Run. You can still play Snake with deportees. Flappy Bill still flies. The White House can meme a war, a wall, and a bird. It cannot beat Tetris in court, so it 404'd the one that looked too much like homework. Copyright was the only adult in the room.

Sources

01TechCrunch: White House takes down Build the Wall game after the Tetris Company complains02BBC: White House pulls Tetris-style Build The Wall game after copyright concern
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