Wars, heat, and everyone else’s fucking mess.
Eight civil servants suspected of using inside info on future train stations to buy property have been referred to the police after a think‑tank paper exposed a 60% higher likelihood of such purchases.
TKC Distilling canned CEO Wes Henderson after a lawsuit claims he planted about 15 spy cameras in fire alarms, clocks, and bathroom vents to record nude relatives, guests, and minors, turning his whiskey empire into a pervert's peep show.
The BND's old boss and his loyal bagman are accused of selling state secrets like they were at a government surplus sale.
Lance Cpl. Devin Ballard's alleged hotel checkout leaves a woman dead and the U.S. military's 'good neighbor' policy in fucking ruins.
Rebels' big airport-snatching weekend ends as abruptly as a bad Tinder date, with federal forces reportedly reclaiming the tarmac.
Parliament's great plan to give war crimes a slap on the wrist goes tits up as police hose down the very veterans they tried to appease.
Nine troops shredded by an Iranian drone say the Army's care was a bigger joke than the strike, with one officer's severed artery getting barracks outpatient service and another waiting four months for an MRI result while the Pentagon and Army offer zero comment like the bureaucratic cunts they are.
The Ukrainian president posted a list of Russian attacks, then vowed to retaliate against targets he claims they already hit yesterday, achieving tactical confusion.
Arab News reports that while the Kingdom's defenses swat three projectiles, one exploding dildo's debris finds a flesh target. Meanwhile, WHO bitches about Gaza aid logjam and a UN envoy offers a sad PowerPoint on Syria's 'recovery'.
Tit-for-tat diplomacy descends into counting each other's stationery.
Feds Scramble to Piece Together the Lost Semester of a Would‑Be Sky Terrorist
Would-be hijacker’s scheduling conflict and radical social media history point to a real piece of work.
Settlers steal a farmer's water, so the Israeli government builds a racist pool on his land and names it after a dead king.
Darya Shipilova worked at the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute. She’s dead from ‘unknown’ pneumonia. Hospitals are locked down, a factory is handing out masks, and the Kremlin’s official line is that you’re a gullible prick for noticing.
Flávio Bolsonaro, the far-right family's spare heir, fell just short of an outright win, meaning Brazil must endure another month of this clown car's exhaust fumes.
The Parti Québécois may form government for the first time in over ten years, promising a 2028 independence referendum and a showdown with the monarchy.
Right‑wing son tops first round with 47 percent but still needs October 25 against Lula after polls misfired and he promises amnesty for daddy plus the January 8 riot crew
A record‑low 41.5% of the population bothered to show up and vote for the same nationalist ghouls who have been expertly fucking this place for years.
A Guardian report details the president’s tariff threats and election‑integrity missions in Latin America, a pathetic bid to claim credit for a regional rightward shift he likely had fuck‑all to do with.
With a disqualified secessionist dickhead declaring victory for his puppet, voters opted for the same nationalist clowns, proving the Dayton Accords are a constitutional turd that's been clogging the country's political toilet for 31 years.
A jailed financier's cash allegedly greased both Supreme Court justice and Bolsonaro clan, leaving voters to pick between two camps of grifters who all took the same money.
Prime Minister Mark Carney admits Canada is war‑gaming a US invasion – a low‑probability nightmare stoked by Trump’s “51st‑state” talk and a poll that shows one‑third of Canadians think it could happen.
Rashad al-Alimi declares 'start of military operations' to retake the whole country, presumably right after he finishes this speech and finds a map.
Police say the complaint about alleged groping of journalists has been sent to the crime branch for a neutral probe.
