Wars, heat, and everyone else’s fucking mess.
Hackers cranked the heat on refrigerators to a balmy 50 °C, turning hundreds of stores into disaster zones because some corporate dickheads didn't bother updating their software.
After much deliberation, the bloc announces its largest‑ever list of names to ignore, targeting over 1,000 parts of Russia's war machine with the devastating power of administrative filing.
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy said Kyiv welcomed Trump’s announcement but noted ongoing Russian attacks on energy sites in Kyiv and Kharkiv.
The state's weekend kidnapping of 2,000 citizens and their insect‑themed leaders backfires as the roaches get the last laugh - and a minister's scalp.
Michael Bogle, 38, used his freedom from a prison‑easing scheme to get busted for detergent theft in under 96 hours, costing cops 27 hours and nearly two grand.
Prize for defending law triggers immediate middle finger from former reality star administration
After the ICC warrant for Putin, Moscow's legal clown car issues retaliatory extradition demands for nine court officials, drawing an immediate 'fuck off' from Japan.
The French government has offered 3,000 additional supply teachers as a first concession to ongoing student demonstrations, which have seen thousands protest nationwide and resulted in numerous arrests.
Ethiopia cries 'all-out invasion' to the UN after Eritrean troops allegedly cross 60km into Tigray, only for drone strikes to blow their convoy to bits. Both governments now accuse each other of starting it, proving their peace deal was scribbled on a used napkin.
Norwegian committee honors former UN human‑rights chief for her work on international law and the Gaza genocide inquiry.
Fact-checkers get the state's standard fact-free service: beatings, forced confessions, and a forensic clean bill of health.
Rebel group says they targeted Saudi military supplies at Aden, while Saudi Arabia says it intercepted and destroyed a missile heading toward its capital.
In a landmark 3-2 ruling, Australia's top court found that the NSW planning commission fucked up by ignoring the climate impact of coal burned overseas, potentially derailing future mine expansions.
Sheikhdoon Abdullahi Mohamud spent months messaging about mass murder, picked a Hmong arts festival for his big day, and paid $600 cash for an AK-47 the FBI had already neutered.
The ICC found Rodrigo Duterte mentally fit to stand trial on charges of crimes against humanity.
Three years later, survivors beg for answers while their Prime Minister blames everyone for not waking him from his fucking nap.
Interior Minister pauses grenade use following a 15‑year‑old’s hand injury amid student demonstrations.
The commission that decides who gets to live safely took all summer to decide whistleblower Rui Pinto wasn't worth protecting, then waited almost three fucking months to tell him he's on his own ten days before the axe fell.
Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu defended police actions after a teen lost a hand and another was blinded, insisting that “accidents happen” despite mounting criticism.
Myanmar's butcher-in-chief Min Aung Hlaing pops over to Malaysia for a quick chat and some light business networking while his regime's human exports get shipped back home.
Police can seize your phone for 'substantial value', a phrase only slightly more defined than a politician's campaign promise.
With women ignoring the headscarf rule, regime hardliners are outsourcing their oppression to clinics, banks, and your local café, because the goon squad wasn't humiliating enough.
Prime Minister Sébastien Lecornu must juggle nationwide student protests while steering a €54 billion austerity plan.
Judge Llarena's bench, having previously decided the amnesty didn't cover embezzlement, now says it does, letting the fugitive separatist leader swan back from Belgium in time for the election after the Constitutional Court gave him a loophole through an ally's case.
