Still true, still filthy. Page 31 of the back catalog, newest first.
Found guilty of 114 financial breaches, the club's masterful legal comeback is to re-submit the same story an independent commission already called a 'concocted' lie designed to 'obscure and conceal' £830.69m in disguised owner funding.
Mesabi Metallics, the firm behind the "largest steel plant in American history," is the rebranded wreckage of Essar's North American disaster: two bankruptcies, a $500 million siphoning lawsuit, stiffed contractors, and a $2.35 billion tab with a sanctioned Russian state bank.
The England striker, accused of head-butting and punching a man in a Soho nightclub, opts for a crown court trial. His spokesperson says he 'acknowledged the charge' and wants to clear his name, which is a fancy way of saying he's about to waste everyone's fucking time.
Financial records show gifts plunged 42% and pledges fell more than 100% after the Kennedy Center added Trump’s name to its building. His legal team now argues his “prestige” is the sole cure for the financial crisis he helped create.
Twenty‑three illegal e‑bikes were shredded in western Sydney as authorities begin to enforce recently introduced speed and power limits.
Courtney Baker's raw goat milk sent a 17-month-old onto a ventilator and a 6-year-old into blood transfusions. The state had her texts proving she knew toddlers were drinking it. So they gave her a warning, tested a jug she poured herself, then helped her file the paperwork to sell the same shit as 'pet food.'
A one-minute government commercial, airing on Fox News, splices the President's declaration of combat with Pete Hegseth's murder threats into a campaign spot you paid for.
A review found the budget chain ‘fundamentally failed’ a sexual assault victim after handing her key to a stranger, with intrusions still common and execs ignoring complaints for years.
Tribunal lets Naomi Campbell off the hook for Fashion for Relief's luxury spending, blaming it all on a rogue lawyer who allegedly forged her signature and sent emails from a fake address. The charity's accounts were still a shitshow.
A research lab says OpenAI’s autonomous software made two laughably basic attempts to poke at Canadian archives and a U.S. education dataset. The company says it’s reviewing the report, because apparently 'reviewing' is what you do when your killer AI fucks up trying to break into the digital equivalent of a locked filing cabinet.
A letter from six senators details how administration cuts and HHS freezes have closed over 700 centers and hiked costs, while a $2.4 billion grant freeze was reversed only after lawsuits.
In an aerial assault that perfectly encapsulates the entire Russian war effort, a drone loaded with explosives struck a school full of children and managed to fail at its one fucking job: detonating. The city is still under siege, but the only thing exploding is the Kremlin's credibility.
The Kremlin's biggest energy strike since spring killed at least five, including a child, proving its only coherent military doctrine is freezing civilians and blowing up schools.
After the president urged the UN to rename AI “Super Intelligence” (SI), registrations for Slovenia’s .si domains surged over 2,100%, sparking a wave of cyber‑squatting.
Ladbrokes, William Hill, and Betfred's content arm inked a deal with a shady offshore casino, pocketing millions in dividends while publicly crying about the dangers of the unregulated gambling they were bankrolling.
An Omani first officer allegedly decided mid-flight that the path to the left seat was through the captain’s ribcage, forcing 174 passengers to subdue him and sending a clown car of four nations’ investigators to ask if he’s a terrorist or just a complete fucking lunatic.
The agency hired 2,235 air traffic controller trainees, a record high, after years of warnings about being chronically understaffed. They are still 1,536 certified controllers short of their goal, but hey, they're calling it a win.
In a move that reeks of legislative incontinence, a nearly empty chamber shat out a 47-41 confirmation for career bureaucrat Keith Sonderling, ensuring the department has a nominally breathing boss while everyone runs home to save their own asses.
Japan's motor giant booked a $4 billion impairment, posted its largest-ever loss, and watched its stock crater 19.8 percent in a single day. The Tokyo Stock Exchange may delist it by the end of October. And PwC Japan's official position is, roughly: we cannot verify a single number in these accounts, and the people who cooked the last ones are still doing the math.
The nation's inflation fighters just told their own employees to get fucked with a sub-inflation pay offer, hours after hiking the cost of living for everyone else.
The ATO's latest data is a phonebook of multinationals who've made 'billions' a dirty word, reporting revenue figures that could fund a small nation while their tax bills look like a forgotten coin in a couch.
Three GOP states, pissed their own draconian bans stop at the border, directly sue California, Massachusetts, and New York for daring to let their own doctors help people elsewhere.
Jensen Huang and the gang posed with Trump outside the White House for a big AI safety unity photo, then pulled Anthropic's Dario Amodei into the Roosevelt Room to ask why he keeps being so goddamn extreme about telling the public the truth.
Three ski‑masked dickheads tried Monet Mazur's front door, an alarm probably went off, and they fucked off. The Post says she saw them on camera; TMZ says the alarm did the work. Both are lying for clicks about a crime that failed before it started.
The Los Angeles Sheriff's Department, fresh off a self-congratulatory press release about murder rates, is now scrambling to find more corpses after a pair turned up in a shallow grave.
Citing irreconcilable differences, namely his decision to become a walking, breathing Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float for horny clowns.
A Springer Nature journal just yanked a 2024 paper on omega-3 copper nanocatalysts after readers spotted the dumbest fucking fraud imaginable: the background noise in a key spectrum was repeating itself. The authors, including one prick who 'disagrees,' couldn't provide the raw data to back up their green chemistry savior complex.
The Fed's inspector general found no crime or misconduct by Jerome Powell in the headquarters' cost overruns, just shitty management. So Trump posted that Powell should be sued for 'corruption or incompetence' and resign. Meanwhile, Trump's White House ballroom has already blown past its $200 million budget with no fucking clue who's paying.
Prime Minister Peter Magyar promised to incinerate Viktor Orban's graft machine, but his big crackdown has produced two whole arrests after months of summoning nobodies and setting up a fucking paperweight agency.
Prime Minister Andy Burnham cites “strong indications” of Iranian involvement after police found only gasoline in vans linked to a thwarted terror plot at RAF Fairford.
