Still true, still filthy. Page 32 of the back catalog, newest first.
After talks stalled, Marco Rubio reportedly told Iran's Foreign Minister and his UN delegation to pack their shit and leave New York early, a move Iran's team says never fucking happened.
The GOP's top-tier talent, allegedly too scared to face actual voters, are barnstorming the deepest, reddest shitholes they can find, in a desperate, last-ditch wank to pretend their flailing candidates have a pulse.
Greg Powers was put on administrative leave after a summer outdoor conditioning session led by an unaffiliated former Green Beret left 21‑year‑old Matthew Mayich with severe external heat stroke and a bleak prognosis, while the university scrambled to address safety lapses.
After the Navy's own budget office gutted the program by two-thirds and Congress had to pass a law ordering the Pentagon to fucking sign a contract, Boeing's defense boss is doing a victory lap about how this was always the plan.
After the Ombudsman discovered a furnished compound with TVs, AC, and gym gear inside Cibinong Prison, authorities ordered it demolished - a pathetic attempt to smash the evidence of their own grift.
Lawmakers rejected a new government by a margin so wide it suggests they've forgotten how to count, leaving the country to be run by the ghost of a dead coalition and the faint smell of cowardly piss.
Facing over 100 charges and a £900 million sham contract probe, Manchester's mayor publicly kisses the ring of the accused owners, proving civic duty is now just being a worried hype-man for billionaires under investigation.
Emma Navarro reveals she ignored her own screaming metabolism for three years, losing 30 pounds and gaining a 'deep internal anger' that turned her into a racket-smashing ghoul, all while somehow still winning.
The nationwide public transport pass will leap another €3.80 in 2027, its first hike under a new 'cost-based formula' that is really just a long-winded way to say 'we need more of your money.' Federal Transport Minister Steffen Bilger insists it's still 'a very attractive offer,' which is what a grifter says when he jacks the price of a necessity by 36%.
The impeached Texas AG, now a Senate candidate, is using a Christian nationalist crusade as a distraction from the 20 articles of impeachment, bribery-for-renovations scandal, and felony fraud indictment he dodged with a plea deal.
In a public interview, the AI researcher called the industry's self-policing "insane," pointing to a report that OpenAI knew about problems for months before a Hugging Face incident but did nothing because it wanted to rush its shit to market.
Senate Democrats killed a bipartisan bill to stop datacenters from shoving their multi-billion-dollar power grid costs onto households, calling the measure 'toothless' while offering exactly zero teeth of their own as an alternative.
Club executives whisper to The Guardian that a one-season drop isn't enough for the 100+ charges and £900m in ‘disguised funding’ - proving the Premier League's integrity fight is just a bitter, envious pissing contest.
The Home Office has scrapped a pilot scheme that was supposed to deter Channel crossings by sending some migrants back to France. In the end, it managed to return about 1,500 people while importing slightly fewer, achieving a net result of sweet fuck-all before quietly folding.
A federal judge says it’s a 'fair and reasonable' approach to competition. Because what’s more competitive than letting one rich prick control nearly a third of everything you watch?
The DOJ, led by Attorney General Todd Blanche and Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin, announced ten new indictments in Minnesota for alleged noncitizen voting violations.
The Defense Department, apparently fresh out of sober adults, has appointed the world's richest manbaby and two other clowns to figure out how America should fight the next big one.
Senator David Perdue says Trump queried Xi about purchasing American arms despite legal prohibitions and Beijing’s growing military might
After every court told him to get fucked, Donald Trump’s lawyers formally surrendered the appeal of the E. Jean Carroll verdict, letting her collect the cash with interest while he whined about witch hunts.
Supreme Court temporarily lifts lower-court block on Trump administration’s third-country deportation policy.
The IRGC’s open appeal frames Trump’s policies as corrupt and reinterprets “Death to America” as a jab at Washington’s elite, not the American people.
CEO Sam Altman says the new always‑on agents helped him reclaim attention, but they run on token‑consuming compute and sit behind tiered subscription limits.
Keith Stein runs the Women's Pro Baseball League, and his idea of financial transparency is offering the woman who put in $500,000 a cool $600,000 to drop her lawsuit, then firing her from the board when she refuses. His "olive branch" comes with a pink slip stapled to it.
The president, in a move that shocked absolutely no one who has ever heard him speak, declared the term 'artificial intelligence' to be insufficiently flattering and ordered a federal rebrand.
With his polls in the toilet, the president jerks off another imaginary foreign investment to help a flailing GOP senator, claiming his trade deal made it all possible.
Watchdog report confirms the nation's economic brain trust renovated two buildings by setting a pile of money on fire and forgetting to check the price tag, a masterclass in legalized incompetence.
Health First Colorado ends full coverage Oct. 1 for refugees, asylees, parolees, trafficking victims, and Canadian-born tribal members. The state guessed 5,000, then said 5,900. Green cards that cleared the five-year rule stay. Undocumented adults were already ineligible.
In a move of stunning national betrayal, the Swiss Football Association has publicly withdrawn its support for its own countryman's FIFA re-election bid, citing a total lack of convincing answers on leadership and governance.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr, installed by Trump, dismisses need to review DHS-funded TV spots featuring the president promising a 'final battle,' as the musician whose song was used without permission begs them to stop.
AZA denied 2026 accreditation over longstanding failures in communication, internal consistency and cross-department collaboration, sending the zoo into a remedial Pathways program.
