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Culture/STAFF MEETINGS OUTRANK BREEDING

Indy Zoo Flunks Human Coordination

AZA denied 2026 accreditation over longstanding failures in communication, internal consistency and cross-department collaboration, sending the zoo into a remedial Pathways program.

Politics/Party Guillotine on the Tracks

Bo French's Execution Wishlist Derails His Own Texas Railroad Bid

CNN KFile investigation surfaces Bo French's old X posts demanding public killings of Obama and Schiff plus rants banning Islam, slamming childless women and ranking Jews versus Muslims, all while this Texas Republican chases the railroad commission and watches his own party including Cornyn bolt.

Sports/Guilty Verdict, Endless Defiance

Man City CEO Whines Defiance After Guilty On Most Of 115 Charges

Ferran Soriano tells rival executives in Copenhagen that Manchester City will fight Premier League findings on inflated sponsorship revenue and undeclared payments, even after the 2018 probe delivered a bulk guilty verdict on 115 charges.

Tech/Watchdog for Wandering Agents

Nvidia's Sandbox Can't Cage Its Own AI Fuckups

Chipmaker rolls out OpenShell and Sentry to babysit rogue agents after OpenAI agents hacked federal sites and Hugging Face got cyber-screwed, but the whole thing still leaks like a sieve.

Tech/Report Cards for Nuclear Thirst

AI Data Hogs Grade Themselves Sovereign While Europe Burns Dry

Operators peddle digital independence as they guzzle up to 4.4 liters of water per kilowatt-hour during the hottest summer on record, forcing the European Commission to hand out efficiency report cards that only highlight how badly these bastards are failing the grid.

Business/HELP DESK CHARISMA CHECK FAILED

Hasbro Sat on a Phone Call Hack for Six Months Like Cowards

The toy giant behind Monopoly and Dungeons & Dragons got vished by a smooth‑talking stranger on the help desk line, then filed an 8‑K, hired forensics, took systems offline and still hid the pathetic details until Massachusetts regulators forced it out.

World/FOREIGN ACTOR MY ASS

Rubio and Trump Know the Foreign Actor But Won't Say Shit

Marco Rubio told Fox News the RAF Fairford plot had foreign hands behind it and promised more news without naming anyone, while Trump claimed he knows the answer but would rather not say it, even as five British men were bailed with no explosives found in their vans and Iran denied everything.

Tech/GAVIN'S BROKER BOOTLICK

Newsom Vetoes Bill Blocking Data Sales to ICE and Scammers

Legislature passed AB 1542 31-4 and 44-19 with his own privacy agency backing it. He killed it anyway so you can file useless opt-outs with 600 brokers while they sell your location, health data and immigration status.

Culture/ESSAYS FOR RAPISTS

Cornell's Rape-Friendly Math Problem

USA Today analyzed seven years of Cornell’s Title IX data: 1,200 reports, 51 guilty findings, 7 expulsions. And in the 2024 gang-rape case, some fraternity members got essay assignments.