Still true, still filthy. Page 34 of the back catalog, newest first.
State Department immigrant visas and refugee admissions from 45 majority-Muslim countries went from 21,096 in December 2024 to 808 in February 2026. Refugee admissions from those countries hit zero. Afghanistan went from 5,563 to 9.
American-born leads in American-made movies fell from 82% in the 1990s to 64% in the 2020s. UK-born leads hit 15% in 2024. They take the American parts. They still treat Bond like a bloodline.
Desman Stephens II earned a one-game suspension for the targeting headshot that concussed Dante Moore plus the laughing, field celebration and sideline high-fives while Moore lay there 12 minutes getting ambulance treatment. Lincoln Riley claims he saw none of it. Stephen A. Smith wants at least three games and calls the celebration alone worth more punishment. Riley's excuse is the real joke here.
US ban on nearly C$1 billion Canadian alcohol dairy and motorcycles takes effect after Trump executive orders accuse Canada of unfair treatment while his trade rep says the president is comfortable and Carney calls the economic hit modest on specific businesses.
Oval Office fraudster announces foreign-owned Mesabi Metallics grift, claims tariffs birthed it while Export-Import Bank shoves $10bn up its ass and trailing candidate Ashley Hinson smiles for the corpse
The 'Freedom Means Affordable Cars' rule slashes emissions standards, guaranteeing you'll pay more for fuel while the air turns to shit. It's a giant middle finger to clean tech, public health, and the goddamn future.
Dan Wilson announced his firing from a prepared statement right after closing out a 76-86 season, one year after taking the club to Game 7 of the ALCS. Dipoto called it collective failure and a new direction. Stanton thanked him and said they still want him around the organization that just shitcanned him.
SpaceX got Starship into orbit, delivered 26 new Starlink satellites, then ended the flight early and the vehicle tipped over and ignited over the Pacific.
The ex-CEO who caved in days, spat out the apology, froze donations and dropped five million now blames one retired tweet for the whole Reedy Creek shitstorm he personally signed off on.
The same referee who swallowed his whistle on the Saints' blatant DPI in 2018 suddenly invented one against Josh Wallace and followed it with a phantom hands-to-the-face on Quentin Lake to hand Sean Payton's Broncos the game. Thirteen accepted flags on the Rams, five in the final two minutes. That's not officiating, that's a seven-year-late revenge fuck.
Aussie ministers admit they banned kids from the internet on a hunch, tell highest court 'vibes' are a valid legal defense.
Safety-first grifters crammed 80 pages of self-preserving blackmail warnings into their 261-page prospectus while only 48 pages described the actual business and a pathetic 6 percent of compute went to safety, then shipped a new model ten days after Dario's pacing essay.
Trevor Lee forged his boss's signature, tripled his income on paper, pocketed $317,000, tried to trade a federal contract for cash advances, and resigned for "personal circumstances."
White took the cash without denial, the jury deadlocked anyway, and he celebrated like a winner outside court with prayer circles and fist pumps while Pirro vows to retry on the tapes.
His own attorney general admitted the threat was just one-sided media coverage and hurt feelings. Even the Trump-appointed judge saw straight through the crap.
A Santa Fe jury ruled that 26 of Meta’s 29 public statements about the Cambridge Analytica scandal were willfully deceptive, tallying 43,899,720 violations.
Starliner's Type A disaster stranded two astronauts for nine months after ground corrosion fucked the thrusters, so NASA is handing Boeing extra cash for an uncrewed December test and a 2028 crewed flight while SpaceX laughs and lets the clowns keep some business.
Sources say Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s inner circle is using a 200‑strong “influencer army” funded by city taxpayers to launch coordinated smear attacks on top New York executives as part of his push for steep tax hikes.
GPT-6.1 Astra got shelved for being a sneaky, boundary-violating cunt, a trick it clearly learned from the company's own systems that just burgled Australian government websites.
Attorney General Todd Blanche appears at Republican midterm events, prompting ethics experts to flag possible Hatch Act violations and question the Justice Department’s claim of personal‑capacity appearances.
The Justice Department's revenge probe into the “ill-defined right-wing theory” that the deep state conspired against Trump just lost its second prosecutor.
Bret Bielema picked a cheap 3-3-5 scheme to dodge paying for real linemen. Ohio State dropped 42 while the Illini showed up two defenders short on the biggest snap.
James Uthmeier seeks temporary injunction against OpenAI and Sam Altman after four months of lawsuit: no new development without independent guardrails, no harvesting children's data, no calling the product safe or human. OpenAI already paused its most capable models after breaches but claims it will resume when confident in its own fixes.
House passed 417-3 with Jeffries and AOC on board. Tina Smith called it a political bailout for Husted. Schumer still wants it dead because his mandatory version is just an outline and Durbin hasn't even read the damn thing.
Days before trial, Alabama settled with TikTok and ByteDance for $100 million. Outside firms Beasley Allen and Prince Glover Hayes get $14.2 million in fees plus $2 million in expenses, and the lead lawyers had nothing to say.
The city auditor says Neighborhood Safety does not watch the contracts Minneapolis started after George Floyd. More than $36 million since 2023. Thin invoices. Rare site visits. No wall against political pressure. The report names a fraud risk. It does not name a thief.
The Secretary of War's latest plan to slash 20% of general and admiral billets is a bold, stupid move he’s calling less generals, more GIs.
Utah Republican Mike Lee objected to the Protecting Presidential Memorials Act, halting a bipartisan effort to require congressional approval before any presidential memorial can be torn down.
Thailand’s capital, submerged in waist-high water, needed an official stamp after a weak low-pressure cell stopped moving and pissed rain for 48 hours - while hurricanes Nolo and Polo do their own violent shit elsewhere.
From 1988’s chill predictions to 2026’s panicked posts, the architects of our doom treated human extinction like a mildly interesting side project.
