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Mamdani Deploys Taxpayer-Funded Troll Farm to Target NYC CEOs

Sources say Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s inner circle is using a 200‑strong “influencer army” funded by city taxpayers to launch coordinated smear attacks on top New York executives as part of his push for steep tax hikes.

Zohran Mamdani photographed at Caveat in May 2025
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The facts

Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s advisers, who work in an open‑plan war room dubbed “the bullpen,” are planning to use a 200‑person “influencer army” described by the New York Post as a taxpayer‑funded troll farm. The operation aims at senior executives of the Partnership for New York City, with the primary target being its new CEO, former Jersey City mayor Steve Fulop. Additional potential targets include Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla over drug‑price issues and Related Companies CEO Jeff Blau concerning the $2 billion Hudson Yards expansion. The campaign is being coordinated on Democratic Socialists of America Signal groups and is overseen by Office of Mass Engagement Director Tascha Van Auken and Director of New Media Emilia Rowland. The mayor’s office cites a projected $13.2 billion fiscal gap for FY 2028 as the motive for the aggressive tax‑and‑spend agenda. Spokeswoman Dora Pekec called the Post’s reporting “a complete lie” but did not specify any inaccuracies.

Our take

Nothing says fiscal responsibility like unleashing a city‑funded influencer army to harass CEOs on social media. Mamdani’s playbook reads like a high‑school prank: recruit a squad of teenage‑aged activists, give them a budget, and send them to TikTok‑slam the people who control trillions of dollars. One insider in the Post’s own story asks the obvious question: who the fuck thinks Jamie Dimon will buckle because a bunch of kids are posting videos about him? The denial from Dora Pekec is almost theatrical - labeling the entire exposé “a complete lie” without pointing to a single falsehood. It’s a classic move: admit you’re scared enough to deny everything, then hope the public forgets the details. Meanwhile, the city faces a $13.2 billion hole, and the mayor’s solution is to weaponize social media against the very businesses that keep the city’s economy afloat. If the plan works, New York could see a wave of corporate exits, a higher tax burden on the remaining residents, and a political climate where policy is decided by meme wars rather than legislation. That’s not governance; it’s a digital street fight with real‑world consequences. The real question is whether New Yorkers will let a mayor’s “menu of options” become the city’s new budget.

Sources

01New York Post: Mamdani's taxpayer-funded troll farm plots new smear campaign against NY CEOs
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