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Schumer Kills Ratepayer Bill to Hand Brown a Campaign Win

House passed 417-3 with Jeffries and AOC on board. Tina Smith called it a political bailout for Husted. Schumer still wants it dead because his mandatory version is just an outline and Durbin hasn't even read the damn thing.

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The facts

Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer is trying to kill the Ratepayer Protection Act, a bill from Republican Sen. Jon Husted of Ohio meant to shield taxpayers from extra costs from AI data centers, and his own party is not fully on board. The House passed it 417-3 on Sept. 16, with only three House Democrats voting no. Hakeem Jeffries and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez voted for it. Now Schumer wants Senate Democrats to block it on the floor this week, and the reason is sitting in the open: the bill is, in the words of Democratic Sen. Tina Smith, "kind of a political bailout," a political life raft for Husted, who is trailing in the polls while his Democratic challenger, former Sen. Sherrod Brown, has made Husted's support for data centers a central campaign issue.

Schumer's stated objection is that the bill is a "fraud." His words: "Sen. Husted's bill is a fraud, it's voluntary, no company has to do it. The bill we have is mandatory. It is much stronger, and it is what is needed." The tougher Democratic alternative is not written yet. Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse has negotiated a permitting reform deal with Republicans, but he said it needs to "be put into legislative language, a lengthy process" that he suggested could not get done before the preelection recess.

Meanwhile the whip count is being run by a man who has not read the bill. Senate Democratic Whip Dick Durbin, asked about the legislation facing a floor vote: "I'd have to read it. I haven't read it yet." Bernie Sanders, who has called for a federal moratorium on AI data centers, declined two requests to comment. Chris Van Hollen calls Husted's bill "a tiny step forward" but wants to amend it rather than kill it. A YouGov poll of 1,000 likely Ohio voters found 75 percent opposed or strongly opposed to local data center construction, and 47 percent said a candidate's data center stance is extremely or very important to their November vote.

Our take

Chuck Schumer just proved his affordability bullshit stops the second it might help a Republican keep his seat. The Ratepayer Protection Act sailed through the House 417-3 with Hakeem Jeffries and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez voting yes, yet Schumer is ordering Senate Democrats to block it on the floor because the bill is, in his own words, a voluntary fraud while his stronger mandatory version remains unwritten.

Tina Smith already spilled the real reason: killing it is kind of a political bailout for Jon Husted, who is trailing Sherrod Brown after Brown made data-center costs the centerpiece of the Ohio race. Seventy-five percent of likely Ohio voters hate the projects and nearly half say the issue will decide their vote, so Schumer would rather keep the pain alive than let Husted look like he fixed any of it.

Schumer's big objection is that companies do not have to follow the bill. His alternative is still stuck in Sheldon Whitehouse's permitting talks with no legislative language and no chance before the recess. The perfect mandatory fix exists only as a talking point while the actual passed bill sits waiting.

Senate Whip Dick Durbin, the guy whose only job is counting votes, admitted he has not read it yet when asked about the floor fight. Bernie Sanders skipped comment entirely. Chris Van Hollen called it a tiny step forward but still wants amendments instead of passage. The entire leadership operation is running on vibes and campaign calendars, not electricity bills.

Husted said if Democrats become the lone obstacle then shame on them, and for once the Republican nailed it. Schumer would rather watch Ohio ratepayers eat the costs than hand his opponent a single headline before November. That is the affordability agenda in practice: unread, unpassed, and pointed straight at your wallet so long as a Republican does not get the credit.

Sources

01WIAT: Schumer, Dems at odds as leader aims to kill Ohio Republican's data center bill
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