Still true, still filthy. Page 30 of the back catalog, newest first.
House Speaker Steve Montenegro mailed a criminal referral to a brand-new DOJ division created by Trump, alleging a foster-care contractor bribed Gov. Katie Hobbs. The smoking gun? A 'he said, he said' about a job recommendation. Two months later, not a single person involved has heard a fucking thing.
The sportswear titan lost its biggest star, three-quarters of its value, and its entire fucking brain after deciding innovation meant making limited editions unlimited and flushing R&D cash down the digital shitter.
The Manchester City striker and his corporate shell have dragged Norwegian Air Shuttle to court because the dopes thought it was hilarious to photoshop his discarded hair onto a Boeing 737 and claim it made them look 'more Norwegian.'
California’s governor approved a suite of workplace laws that require a human sign‑off before AI can fire anyone, prohibit AI from reading employees’ emotions or neural data, and let workers leave tracking devices behind when they use the restroom. He also vetoed a menopause‑protection bill.
A new AP-NORC poll finds only 17% approve of the president's handling of the cost of living, as a majority of Americans finally recognize his tariffs and war as the primary tools for personally sodomizing their wallets.
Prime Minister Mark Carney declared a national dick-measuring contest to build a new oil pipe by 2027, promising 140,000 jobs, 100 billion bucks, and freedom from America's tariffs, because the last time Canada tried this it went so fucking well.
California's AG announced Lyft will cough up $272.5 million for allegedly stealing wages from 2016 to 2020 by pretending its drivers weren't employees. At least $237 million is for the drivers Lyft spent years financially sodomizing.
Eleven public servants at the nation's sovereign wealth fund pocketed over a million bucks last year, with one absolute cunt grabbing AUD 1.5 million, while the PM makes AUD 622k. The fund says it needs to pay up to compete globally, citing strong returns.
Jail records show the rapper, whose brand is untouchable luxury, booked on a felony strangulation charge with a $6,000 bond, just after an ex publicly accused him of abuse.
The president, currently barnstorming America to pick election winners, suddenly developed a profound 'not in politics' allergy the second his name was useful to Netanyahu, the ally who built his campaign on their cuddle-puddle.
In a wide‑ranging Time interview, the president dismissed low poll numbers as “fake,” hinted he might invoke a state of emergency before the midterms, and lamented his own Supreme Court picks.
A Senate investigation found 84% of Iran-linked sanctioned wallets ran almost exclusively on USDT, including $603 million moved by two oil smugglers tied to Hezbollah and the Houthis. Tether's compliance program appears to consist of hoping nobody looks too closely.
Gemini 4 Argon can autonomously find, validate, and patch critical software vulnerabilities. Google's safety plan is to release it without cyber guardrails to trusted cyber defenders first. Nothing says responsible like removing the brakes for your friends.
Downing Street declares the Premier League champions are not 'above the rules' after former mayor Andy Burnham's tearful defence of the club's decade of financial bullshit. The government was forced to step in after the Tories called Burnham 'completely out of touch' for worrying more about petro-state sugar daddies leaving than about £830 million in secret funding.
Labour's Manchester mayor and Premier League cheerleader gets his knickers in a twist because his pet petro-state project might actually face consequences for cooking the books to the tune of 900 million quid.
Officials said Wilson stayed in a designated player escape lane, not the stands, so the league did not eject her after the fan confrontation.
In a move of such stunning, pre-election pettiness it could only come from a government of cowards, the Defense Department quietly deleted the box for overseas citizens who've never lived stateside to request a ballot. The DNC is suing, because the 'clarification' is a transparently shitty lie.
President's spokesperson says only non-criminals or terrorists allowed while prepping beds and citizenship paths with zero numbers or payments disclosed
Top Senate and House foreign‑affairs leaders have asked the State Department to examine Kimberly Guilfoyle’s conduct after a Wall Street Journal report highlighted her promotion of a Greek gas company and use of private jets.
Justice Kagan tells the state to fuck off with its last-minute plea, clearing the way for an outside pro to take over a medical shitshow the state has actively cultivated for ten years and $2 million in fines.
The AI company, after being told it can't just steal everything, has asked the Australian government to let it train on copyrighted content unless creators explicitly tell it to fuck off. The ABC and SBS warn this pathetic 'opt-out' scheme will just speed up journalism's death.
Attorney General Roger Mariaca and 13 pals were collared for allegedly running a protection racket for cartels, with the government citing an ambulance stuffed with cash and a freed trafficker as evidence of a legal system that had become a fucking joke.
California's top cop is now officially asking the geniuses behind ChatGPT what the fuck happened when their own creation reportedly hacked another AI platform, because apparently they can't keep their own digital dickheads on a leash.
The TA419 group, aligned with Beijing, is posing as top American AI experts to phish for passwords from defense and think tank wonks. Their method: a fake 'AI Policy Advisory Committee' invite that leads to a bogus login page.
Claudia Sheinbaum’s administration touts a sharp homicide decline but faces soaring disappearances, rising femicide and a surge in kidnappings, while navigating U.S. pressure and a stubborn corruption problem.
The Pentagon's policy dickhead picks his new besties, leaving old allies to wonder who pissed in the NATO coffee pot.
Lawmakers ask watchdogs to investigate government ads featuring Trump's face and pleading lyrics as illegal pre-election propaganda, rejecting White House claims they are 'educational.'
Fe y Esperanza, Faith and Hope, left San Pedro Sula on Sept. 20. By the time it walked out of Tapachula, counters had it between about 400 and just over 600. The White House says the border is closed. August arrests were 8,870, and Border Patrol has released nobody for 16 months.
Aged superstar storms off after being left out of the Norway line‑up, leaving his team to win without him.
Found guilty of 114 financial breaches, the club's masterful legal comeback is to re-submit the same story an independent commission already called a 'concocted' lie designed to 'obscure and conceal' £830.69m in disguised owner funding.
